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Offline theomen
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« on: July 09, 2002, 08:12:47 PM »
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Packers fullback charged with burglary in Miami  
July 8, 2002
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MIAMI -- Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport was arrested Monday, accused of breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in a woman\'s closet.

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Davenport, 23, surrendered to police Monday and was charged with a second-degree felony count of burglary and a misdemeanor count of criminal mischief, said Richard Master, a Miami Shores police spokesman.

The former University of Miami player was wanted on a warrant issued in April. He was released Monday from a Miami-Dade County jail after posting a $6,500 bond. If convicted, he could be sentenced to up to 15 years in prison.

"This whole thing is a misunderstanding. Najeh had nothing to do with the situation," said Richard Sharpstein, Davenport\'s attorney.

According to police, Davenport crept into a dorm room at Barry University around 6 a.m. on April 1. A woman sleeping in the room, Mary McCarthy, told police she was startled by a strange sound and saw Davenport squatting in her closet. Davenport then allegedly defecated in a laundry basket, McCarthy told detectives.

McCarthy told police she didn\'t know Davenport. Campus security identified the football player from a picture in the University of Miami yearbook.

Sharpstein said he was confident authorities would drop the charges against his client.

The Packers released a statement Monday saying team officials have spoken to Davenport about the allegations.

"It would be inappropriate for us to comment further on this matter, however, until the legal system has run its course," the statement read.

The 6-foot-2, 248-pound Davenport was selected by the Packers in the fourth round of the NFL Draft.

 


We all know that Packer fans wear cheese heads to support the team, I just hope this doesn\'t start a new trend, like the sh!t heads.
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2002, 08:46:32 PM »
Another reason there should be a test to get into the NFL.  It could even be true/false.  It goes something like this:

1.  Smoking crack is ok
2.  Shooting people you don\'t like is ok if they piss you off
3.  On Mother\'s Day a good gift is to post her bail
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2002, 08:51:28 PM »
on number three what\'s the answer? yes I should post her bail, or no leave her in jail?
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2002, 09:10:44 PM »
That is halarious!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2002, 09:00:52 AM »
She should have taken a pic and submitted it to ratemypoo.com.  Or wait!  E-bay!  That Packer Poo could have been her fortune!  

The possibilities for Packer Poo are endless.
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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2002, 09:17:23 AM »
I guess he must have been fudge packed, and was finally ready to do his duty.......during a robbery. What a crappy way to be caught
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2002, 09:18:05 AM »
This is F\'ing hilarious, Off-Topic has turned into a crack house.
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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2002, 10:26:58 AM »
Ew that rate-my poo site was nasty. I just wanted to see if it was a real or not. *puts down half melted sweet marie bar*
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2002, 10:28:34 AM »
moron..I bet you are still there for some reason too.
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