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Offline luckee
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« on: July 12, 2002, 12:45:47 AM »
Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon
this old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon. They
notice that she wasn\'t wearing any panties. So they ask her if its cooler
without wearing any panties. She said, "I don\'t know if it\'s cooler, but it
sure keeps the flies off the watermelon
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2002, 12:48:04 AM »
Luckee, that is so frickeen funny, but I doubt their gonna let it stay there.

Very funny though.

Mmm, I love watermelon.
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2002, 01:00:53 AM »
that was funny, very much so.  I\'m on the phone with my best friend right now, and told it to her, and only got an "eww" as a responce...maybe chicks just don\'t get good naner jokes.
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2002, 01:31:39 AM »
Quite funny.:D :D :D
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2002, 01:50:05 AM »
lol, disgusting in a way but funny in another :laughing:.
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2002, 06:40:08 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Tyrant_246
lol, disgusting in a way but funny in another :laughing:.


That\'s what I was gonna say.
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2002, 06:42:53 AM »
I thought it was pretty funny but I wasn\'t laughing.
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2002, 08:56:54 AM »
:laughing: :laughing:

LOL luckee
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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2002, 04:27:42 PM »
luckee usually has good stuff.
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2002, 09:39:00 AM »
ugg, what is it with you and your sick stories as of late????

They are so great. :D
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2002, 05:08:55 PM »
He should put illustrations on some of them ;)
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2002, 05:10:56 PM »
I bet  you really want to see an old lady with no panties lol!!!
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2002, 05:12:29 PM »
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :eek:
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2002, 05:27:08 PM »
Ahh...That was a bit more sick than funny to me :(
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2002, 05:28:11 PM »
mmmmmm....pantyless old lady.....
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