Advice to guys

Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage.

-In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"
-Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?
-Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.
-Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers?
-Have you noticed three or more local bikers\' names tattooed on her?
-Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend\'s?
-Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?
-Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?
-Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
-If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?
-Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma\'s House of Painful Delights?


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-In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"  ~Nope
-Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?  ~nope
-Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.  ~nope
-Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers?  ~nope
-Have you noticed three or more local bikers\' names tattooed on her?  ~nope
-Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend\'s?  ~nope
-Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?  ~wtf nope
-Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum? ~nope
-Has she ever used the word poo-poo? ~nope
-If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex? ~nope. She prefers F@#K
-Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma\'s House of Painful Delights?  ~nope.

ahh hell. That means i could end up marrying lisa.. dammit.

Green Bay Packers aren\'t a bad team.

*is single. and glad now*

Originally posted by orphy
*is single. and glad now*

You\'re also 13.

And I\'m proud to say that my girlfriend fits none of those categories  woo!

Originally posted by shockwaves


You\'re also 13.

And I\'m proud to say that my girlfriend fits none of those categories  woo!

yeah, your hand is surprisingly well behaved.

I\'ve also had two girlfriends within 6 months.

Are you proud?

Originally posted by orphy
I\'ve also had two girlfriends within 6 months.

*rolls eyes*

Originally posted by theomen
yeah, your hand is surprisingly well behaved.

*rolls eyes again*

*shoots tony\'s rolling eyes*

Damn right I am proud. I spit on teh pussays who cant get a girl at my school.

There is so much wrong with that, I don\'t know where to begin.

Me neither. How about you don\'t begin.

Good idea.  Now, back to the topic.

[Titan]

*wants girl so bad*
I\'m so lonely.

Hah. Loner ;-)

Do you look sexay? Cause if you do, you won\'t have much trouble.