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Offline Luke
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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2002, 02:30:32 PM »
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In 18 years I\'ll be that crotchity old fart sitting at the front door wearing nothing but my BVD\'s and donning a 12 gage shot gun to ward off fellas like you LUKE. I like ya man but you can\'t have my daughter!



did i mention how FILTHY RICH I\'ll be in 18 years?



you do like mansions right?
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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2002, 03:07:34 PM »
Well, best of luck to you and your family.
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2002, 03:31:46 PM »
congratz....but if you decide to sell the kid into slavery, i can hook you up with my boy Joey Numbers.
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2002, 05:06:35 PM »
Congrats man :hat:
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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2002, 05:16:26 PM »
congrats!!
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« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2002, 05:47:25 PM »
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Originally posted by LUKE SUCKS



did i mention how FILTHY RICH I\'ll be in 18 years?



you do like mansions right?


Hmmmm.

*thinking*

Hmmmm.

*thinking some more*

Hmmm... I\'ll have to get back to you, it may not be all bad having you for a son-in-law.

:D
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« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2002, 09:09:04 PM »
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then squeeze out one of the largest chits I have ever seen! (at which time I pass her to mommy and say "look what your daughter just did!")


Only when she does a poop is she no longer your daughter.  :p

Well, congratulations!!!  Happy belated Father\'s Day too.  And here\'s an article that you and the new mommy can read...kinda funny...

http://www.parenthood.com/parent_cfmfiles/pros.cfm?n=2176

ignore the weird looking guy in the beginning of the article.  :D
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2002, 02:22:53 AM »
Congratulations man! I wish you and your new family member all the best. :)

I look forward to the day where I\'ll get kids myself (though hopefully it\'ll be take a few years or ten... ;)).
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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2002, 04:12:22 AM »
All white babies pop out with blue eyes so don\'t get too excited.  Logan\'s luckily stayed blue.  Yahoo!!  Here\'s good luck to the little Beckster.


BUY BABY EINSTEIN NOW!!!  DROP EVERYTHING.  GO TO THE STORE AND BUY IT!!!

That damn tape is the best thing that has ever happened to new parents.


And you will have plenty of free time for a while.  That damn baby will sleep 23 hours a day.

Unless it\'s like Bobbies and cries like no end with Colic.
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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2002, 04:34:33 AM »
Con...Grats 86 your a Daddy now....Whoohoooooooooo

/me changes into a diaer and tuggs on Project 86\'s Arm

"heyy daddyy ..i have been a good girl can i have soomme mmoonneeyy for War Craft 3 ? "
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« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2002, 04:42:12 AM »
Oh yeah, when I told my neighbor (Who has a boy and a girl) that I was having a boy he told me this...



"Thank God..  You have a boy, you worry about one penis.  You have a girl and you worry about them all."

-Except for Racers of course.
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« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2002, 04:44:14 AM »
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Oh yeah, when I told my neighbor (Who has a boy and a girl) that I was having a boy he told me this...



"Thank God..  You have a boy, you worry about one penis.  You have a girl and you worry about them all."

-Except for Racers of course.

lol.:laughing:
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« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2002, 06:24:27 AM »
Congrats! I am an Uncle to my Best friends Kid (he\'s 3 1/2 now), the terrrible 2\'s are REAL!  I was there the night before the little bugger popped out of his Fiancee\'s Belly!  we have been friend since the 3rd grade!


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« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2002, 07:39:25 AM »
w00t. Congrats man. Kids are awesome.. and I can safely say that because I don\'t have any yet. :D Don\'t plan to until I\'m like 35 or so. Not that I don\'t love getting up in the middle of the night to change crap riddled diapers.. but.. hmm.. I think I like my freedom a bit more tho right now.

(Not that I wouldn\'t change my mind in a heartbeat or anything the second I found out I was gonna be a daddy :) )
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« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2002, 12:45:45 PM »
Congratulations project86.  But I heard a nasty rumor that Kermit was really your wife\'s baby daddy.
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