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Offline project86
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« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2002, 02:49:13 PM »
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Congratulations project86.  But I heard a nasty rumor that Kermit was really your wife\'s baby daddy.


Alright, who told!?

LUKE!!!11

*gets rubber chicken ready*

Who gets the cock knockin\' this time!





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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2002, 11:10:02 PM »
Do you have a digital camera project?  You should get us a picture of her :)
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« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2002, 09:04:36 AM »
CONGRATS!


:D
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« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2002, 09:12:16 AM »
If you don\'t get us a picture quick I may have to throw a few more pics of Logan up.  You don\'t want that now do you.....
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« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2002, 04:39:13 PM »
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If you don\'t get us a picture quick I may have to throw a few more pics of Logan up.  You don\'t want that now do you.....


Damn! I don\'t have a camara of that advanced technology yet! I\'m so friggin behind on the times. I guess I\'m gonna have to butter my wife up for it eh?

*pulls pants down and chases wife into kitchen*

Time to add the love baby!!!11:D
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« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2002, 04:58:29 PM »
I\'d like to be a dad one day. Looks like a lot of fun. Except the nightly crying and feedings. Well.........women have to worry about that part ;)
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« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2002, 07:42:58 PM »
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Damn! I don\'t have a camara of that advanced technology yet! I\'m so friggin behind on the times. I guess I\'m gonna have to butter my wife up for it eh?

*pulls pants down and chases wife into kitchen*

Time to add the love baby!!!11:D


God dammit! One 86 Jr is enough! Snip \'em rite now!

BTW... when I moved, the cat in my avatar, (who is now 25 lbs...) pissed on my keyboard so it smells really, really bad.
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« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2002, 03:16:12 AM »
Dude, you have to get a camera and get one FAST!!!!

I took a billion pictures the first year and I am so glad I did.  You will be absolutely shocked at home much your daughter changes in the first 6 months.

She came out looking a lot like you I can almost guarantee it.  She will then start to look like your wife and then who knows.  Logan didn\'t get his real look for several months.  He looks absolutely nothing like when he pooped out the poonan.
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« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2002, 05:03:08 AM »
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and then who knows.
The milkman? :D
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« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2002, 08:34:05 AM »
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The milkman? :D


Funny! NOT!!!111


As for the camara thing vid, I got one, it\'s just not digital. I have taken about three hundre photos already and they all look good considering I spent 700 bucks for the thing about three years back. I just have to get the wifes aproval before I go blow about five hundred or so on a digital.:D
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« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2002, 09:25:24 AM »
Digital is great cause you can take 20 pics of one thing and just delete 19 of them and you get that perfect picture.  

I have some real nice stuff of my little bugger.


Also you can\'t take any pics of your kid naked.  Like those cute little butt shots or anything like that cause Eckerds won\'t develop them.

I guess it\'s because people like bobbo are out there in the world.




Oh and here\'s another tip for you..


Give her the sex discussion now.  Get it over with.  Believe me, it\'s a heck of a lot easier if you do it now then if you do it at 10 years old.
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« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2002, 09:56:59 AM »
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Oh and here\'s another tip for you..


Give her the sex discussion now.  Get it over with.  Believe me, it\'s a heck of a lot easier if you do it now then if you do it at 10 years old.


Been there done that bro! I found that it was much easier than waiting until she was 12 or so. ;)
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« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2002, 11:42:13 AM »
man i love little kids mine starting to become a complete terror but it ok hes little thats what they do
my favorite is when mine son starts singing random incoherent songs or starts dancing out of nowhere
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« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2002, 11:43:40 AM »
Wooohooo  I own jeu!!!!!


I am a madman!!!!

Nothing better than playing tag with pops.  That guy is slow..
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« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2002, 12:39:09 PM »
nice avatar i cant belive your father puts a pink hat on you hes just asking for problems
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