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Offline videoholic

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« on: July 15, 2002, 05:25:24 AM »
Mosquito repellents don\'t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito\'s sensors so they don\'t know you\'re there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.  

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley\'s gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747\'s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother\'s first flight. The wingspan of the B-36, a retired USAF bomber, was twice as long.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

The most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first \'Marlboro Man\'.

Barbie\'s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn\'t like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck\'s quack doesn\'t echo and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses.

The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal."  
The second? William Jefferson Clinton.

And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Now, you know everything there is to know.
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2002, 06:02:44 AM »
Cool.:cool:
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2002, 07:19:52 AM »
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
Donkeyz rule
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2002, 08:07:05 AM »
i wish i could breathe thru my arse
imagine the possibilities it would open up
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2002, 08:11:26 AM »
I breathe out of my ass all the time.

I like to breathe out in bed and then shove my wife\'s head down under the covers and hold her down.


That\'s when she\'s being good.
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2002, 08:22:44 AM »
Interesting... very cool ;)
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2002, 04:49:02 PM »
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Originally posted by Videoholic
I breathe out of my ass all the time.

I like to breathe out in bed and then shove my wife\'s head down under the covers and hold her down.


That\'s when she\'s being good.


I swear we are brothers more and more man when you say things like that. I love it! And now that my wife is not prego any more I can continue on my reign of terror!

Ooooh, wait a minute... I think I got one coming right now!:D
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2002, 04:55:17 PM »
Interesting, very interesting.
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2002, 12:28:01 PM »
Pretty cool info:smokin:

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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2002, 12:47:43 PM »
Jimmy Carter was the first American president to have seen a UFO.

Teenage boys use more shampoo than teenage girls.
And though she be but little, she is fierce.

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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2002, 10:04:20 AM »
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Teenage boys use more shampoo than teenage girls.


And there is a reason for this and it sure isn\'t to get their hair clean. :D
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2002, 10:07:20 AM »
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And there is a reason for this and it sure isn\'t to get their hair clean. :D


Tehe. True dat, true dat. :D
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2002, 10:16:07 AM »
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And there is a reason for this and it sure isn\'t to get their hair clean. :D


Nah, shampoo irritates.  I\'d say boys use more Moistuizing lotion than girls.......and it aint used for moisturizing.
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2002, 10:35:19 AM »
Well, me and my gf use equal amounts of shampoo. Why do i know.. cause i shower with her...  ;)
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2002, 10:44:34 AM »
Soul, you don\'t have anything to prove.  We all know you are the most masculin person on the board....

You stud.
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