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Offline Bladez

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Re: Time for the Darwin Awards
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2002, 05:03:58 PM »
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1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez\'s scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez\'s scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro-shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.



That\'s just wrong.:crap:
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Time for the Darwin Awards
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2002, 05:06:11 PM »
I really did feel pain in the last one. Didn\'t it say that he was drunk though?
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Time for the Darwin Awards
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2002, 05:21:30 PM »
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I really did feel pain in the last one. Didn\'t it say that he was drunk though?


Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix

Yeah but you know he\'s gonna feel that for awhile.
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Time for the Darwin Awards
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2002, 05:23:48 PM »
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Sure it does.  The awards are given to people who do a service to the gene pool by taking their genes out of it.  After that incident, do you really think that guy\'s gonna be having any children?


Well the description does say Killing themselves so i was just wondering.

But yes, he wont be having kids any time soon.
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Time for the Darwin Awards
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2002, 10:29:47 PM »
holy ba jesus!!!!!   man that last one was the funniest thing i have heard.....well....this year... :lol:    great post
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