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Offline PSX_J
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F**K!! I think Im passing a kidney stone!!
« on: July 18, 2002, 06:44:22 PM »
Alright guys when I try and take a piss it hurt so god damn bad it\'s not even funny. This is almost worse than the time when I got a catheder and I dont even want to go into detail about that.  Anyone think they\'re could be another cause?

My sex life is over.:(
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2002, 06:49:14 PM »
Maybe you have a urinary track infection?:(
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2002, 06:50:49 PM »
Kidney stone will pass eventually (a couple days). Until then, you get to experience what it\'s like to go through child birth :) Seriously, a kidney stone is the closest thing a man will get to child birth.
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2002, 06:58:44 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2002, 07:06:29 PM »
If it is a kidney stone, its a piece of calcium the size of a grain of sand, possibly smaller.
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2002, 07:09:13 PM »
maybe you got herpes from sammy.
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2002, 07:09:20 PM »
where exactly does it hurt?

like yer lower belly area? yer testicles ? the ummm. shaft of yer penis?

these could all point to different things

if you have a kidney stone you would most certainly know it, EXTREMELY excrutiating pain
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2002, 07:24:31 PM »
Are you dripping?  You could have clamidia..  That is like having the common cold of the STD world.  You can\'t go to college and comeout without getting clamidia at least once.  If you do then you didn\'t have enough fun.
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2002, 07:33:27 PM »
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Originally posted by mm
where exactly does it hurt?

like yer lower belly area? yer testicles ? the ummm. shaft of yer penis?

these could all point to different things

if you have a kidney stone you would most certainly know it, EXTREMELY excrutiating pain


It\'s right at the tip of my penis.  Hurts like hell at first and I\'ll stop peeing but once so much has started to flow out you cant really stop it so I just continue urinating. Once it starts flowing it isnt quite as bad but still hurts like hell. God, I hope it\'s not an STD.
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2002, 07:36:00 PM »
Sounds like a bladder or urinary tract infection.

Kiddney stones is like passing a football i heard. Lotsa people faint because of the pain.
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2002, 07:40:02 PM »
gonnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa


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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2002, 07:40:56 PM »
you may have a yeast infection..yes men can get it too..it\'s just not called yeast.

Some urinary infection..

Or one of the common STD\'s..

AT any rate..Id goto the doctor in the morning. You never wanna play when it comes to mini-me.
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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2002, 07:42:08 PM »
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It\'s right at the tip of my penis.  Hurts like hell at first and I\'ll stop peeing but once so much has started to flow out you cant really stop it so I just continue urinating. Once it starts flowing it isnt quite as bad but still hurts like hell. God, I hope it\'s not an STD.


Why, how many girls did you sleep with? I wouldn\'t really worry about any STD\'s. Maybe your tip got pinched by something. It\'s entirely possible that you have an infection.
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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2002, 07:42:41 PM »
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Sounds like a bladder or urinary tract infection.

Kiddney stones is like passing a football i heard. Lotsa people faint because of the pain.


Suppose that is the cause..what do you suggest I do? Im not going to tell my family because that would just be wierd.
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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2002, 07:43:27 PM »
Dude, get your ass (or penis I should say) to a doctor and take care of it right away. No good can come from waiting.

Don\'t be afraid to talk to your father or some other family member. You need medical treatment, and there is no shame in that. In fact, you could just ask to go see a doctor. You don\'t need to tell your parents why- doctor/patient rules, ya know? :)
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