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Offline PSX_J
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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2002, 07:45:28 PM »
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Why, how many girls did you sleep with? I wouldn\'t really worry about any STD\'s. Maybe your tip got pinched by something. It\'s entirely possible that you have an infection.



Just a couple...Im only just about to be 17 so Im not quite the manwhore.:(
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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2002, 07:45:37 PM »
Sometimes its best to wait it out. Not in this case though. See a doctor. Tell your dad. It would certainly be awkward telling your mom :eek: .
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2002, 07:46:08 PM »
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Dude, get your ass (or penis I should say) to a doctor and take care of it right away. No good can come from waiting.

Don\'t be afraid to talk to your father or some other family member. You need medical treatment, and there is no shame in that. In fact, you could just ask to go see a doctor. You don\'t need to tell your parents why- doctor/patient rules, ya know? :)


Finally someone other than me with some sense in this thread :D
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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2002, 07:48:29 PM »
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Sometimes its best to wait it out. Not in this case though. See a doctor. Tell your dad. It would certainly be awkward telling your mom :eek: .



Thats the problem..I havent talked to my dad in almost 2 years. Im just left with my mom so it\'s going to be wierd telling her my penis hurts. And if she knows then most likely my sisters will find out in one way or another.
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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2002, 07:52:37 PM »
Wow, you are in an awkward position. What would you rather have, excruciating pain or a few minutes of awkwardness by telling your mom your penis hurts like a bitch. Your health is at risk and you should tell someone.
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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2002, 07:53:48 PM »
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Thats the problem..I havent talked to my dad in almost 2 years. Im just left with my mom so it\'s going to be wierd telling her my penis hurts. And if she knows then most likely my sisters will find out in one way or another.


The way I\'ve see it, you\'ve got 2 choices-

1) Don\'t say anything, go through all that pain, and eventually your penis falls off.

or...

2) Quit being a baby, tell your mom you need a doctor, and get yourself fixed up.

Please make the right choice...it\'s not that hard. :)

Whatever happens, good luck.
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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2002, 07:54:09 PM »
Just make an appointment with a urologist.  Don\'t worry for a penis problem you won\'t get "the finger".

It will probably only require a quick look at the love-club and a prescription.
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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2002, 07:54:12 PM »
Screw what titan is saying. Just goto the doctor by yourself man!!! If you have some money..it shouldn\'t be more than $75..thats if you dont have insurance from your mom.
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« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2002, 07:56:13 PM »
Maybe I should tell her but I just took a piss and it didnt hurt quite as bad as normally but it still hurt pretty bad.  Maybe I\'ll just lie low for a little it but heck she was there when I was in a hospital bed with a tube in my penis from almost dying of drugs so this cant be any worse.:o
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« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2002, 07:57:55 PM »
lay low?? DO not blow over this. You want to know what is going on with your little guy!!!!!!

If you dont want to tell her..just call some doctors offices tomorrow and find out how much a **** check will cost ya if you dont have insurance from your mom.
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« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2002, 07:59:07 PM »
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Maybe I should tell her but I just took a piss and it didnt hurt quite as bad as normally but it still hurt pretty bad.  Maybe I\'ll just lie low for a little it but heck she was there when I was in a hospital bed with a tube in my penis from almost dying of drugs so this cant be any worse.:o


Um, yeah... :confused:

If my mom saw me with a tube up my pee hole, I don\'t really think I\'d be to embarrassed to tell her \'bout a possible kidney stone...;)
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« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2002, 08:01:26 PM »
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Um, yeah... :confused:

If my mom saw me with a tube up my pee hole, I don\'t really think I\'d be to embarrassed to tell her \'bout a possible kidney stone...;)



Well I had a blanket over be but thats beside the point.


I\'ll see how things go tonight and if it still hurts tommorow I\'ll talk to my mom and see what I can do.
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« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2002, 08:56:46 PM »
ah its alright i had that before...it goes away. I dont know why it comes but it hurts like hell whenever i would pee. so i had to pee all slowly. i was as worried as you but i just waited it out since it only bothered me when i peed.;)
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« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2002, 12:07:48 AM »
Just get Michael Clarke Duncan to heal it... (The Green Mile :D)
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« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2002, 12:17:31 AM »
here\'s the important question;

Can you still masterbate?
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