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Offline Cerberus

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F**K!! I think Im passing a kidney stone!!
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2002, 01:25:40 AM »
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here\'s the important question;

Can you still masterbate?


There\'s no holding YOU back is there?, you just steamed in there and asked THAT. It is a good question though.

Can you?
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« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2002, 02:45:36 AM »
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
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« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2002, 04:12:05 AM »
Dude, it won\'t go on it\'s way.  Guarantee you it\'s a UTI or Clamidia.  They will do a swab and test it.  They will give you pills.  It\'s over.  It is nothing that is any big deal.  If it\'s a UTI then it\'s pretty dangerous if it moves up I would assume.  They actually have more pills you take if it tests positive for UTI.  Go to a freaking doctor.  You can get these things from pissing in a public urinal for god sakes.  

You wouldn\'t be able to type if it were a kidney stone.  hehe..  And if it were you would most definitely want to be trucking it to a doctor.

You don\'t need to go to a urologist.  Just go to any walk in clinic.
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« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2002, 04:38:39 AM »
i would also say its a UTi

best NOT to wait, tell yer folks if you have to
especially when it involves "the hammer"
you wouldnt have the little, errr big guy to shrivle up and fall off
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« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2002, 05:02:06 AM »
I get all freaked out about going to any doctor. I\'m always afraid that the news will be certain death in a matter of weeks. It never is.

That being said, I still go. If it concerns any part of me that I find embarrassing I just go myself to the clinic and get it checked. When your body tells you there is a problem take yourself to the doctor.

GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR PROBLEM!

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« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2002, 05:36:43 AM »
That\'s why you are oozing.  Your body is trying to protect itself from certain death.  We need a death pool going..  Or at least a When\'s the penis going to fall off pool.

GET THE FREAKING THING CHECKED YOU BIG PUSS.
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« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2002, 07:10:25 AM »
I got a suggestion for ya
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Don\'t pee, thus no pain and the problem is solved

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« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2002, 07:36:44 AM »
OK I say 1 week and his donger is a goner
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« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2002, 07:49:41 AM »
I say 9 days...  

Mom\'s going to see the goo in your underware too big guy...

Get the thing fixed.
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« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2002, 08:04:43 AM »
Would you rather wait now and have chronic problems with lil\' PSX_J for the rest of your life, or stand a little embarassment and get it checked out and fixed?

I give it 2 weeks.
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« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2002, 10:58:44 AM »
go to your bloody doctor. None of us can tell u what u got.. But a doc probably can.. Unless he\'s mister giggles.. Then your in trouble...
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« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2002, 11:20:06 AM »
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Would you rather wait now and have chronic problems with lil\' PSX_J for the rest of your life, or stand a little embarassment and get it checked out and fixed?

I give it 2 weeks.



I\'ll go with FT on the 2 weeks.
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« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2002, 11:32:42 AM »
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here\'s the important question;

Can you still masterbate?



Im honestly scared to try..blowing a big wad would problly be much more painfull then it is when I take a piss.  The pain is actually reciding a little but WTF when my mom gets off work I\'ll tell her the news.
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« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2002, 11:44:31 AM »
Dude, it\'s not like you GAVE it to your mom or anything.  At least I assume you didn\'t.  WHy would she care?

Nut up (Pardon the phrase) and get that piss pump fixed!!!
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F**K!! I think Im passing a kidney stone!!
« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2002, 01:44:05 PM »
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
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