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« on: July 23, 2002, 09:20:48 AM »
I do need some advice from regarding some specific laws and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with any woman while she is in her period of menstrual cleanliness - Lev.15:19-24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?  Why can\'t I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don\'t agree. Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that wego to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn\'t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with
people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2002, 09:55:32 AM »
Get bent vid:mad:

Haha real funny to mock peoples beliefs.

So mocking someones race is wrong.
Mocking someones sexual orientation is wrong.
But go ahead with the bashing of Christian/Jews, that\'s O-Tay!!

Or, is it all good? Cause I got some Doozies for y\'all:rpissed:
« Last Edit: July 23, 2002, 10:06:09 AM by CygnusXI »
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2002, 10:44:34 AM »
I thought it was pretty funny. Good thinking Vid.
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2002, 11:02:44 AM »
religion is so goddamn stupid.


/me runs and hides in a trench.....
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2002, 11:08:34 AM »
Pretty funny Video :laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2002, 11:09:05 AM »
uh oh.. I can just see where this is going.... yet another one of "those" posts.  Can Clowd see this????

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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2002, 11:17:18 AM »
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I swear this post is not spam!!!!Listen,if this post was spam,would I do this? [spreads mayonaise over bread]

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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2002, 11:31:14 AM »
I looked and found your answers!!

1. You\'re a Bigot!

2. You\'re a Bigot!

3. You\'re a Bigot!

4. You\'re a Bigot!

5. You\'re a Bigot!

6. You\'re a Bigot!

7. You\'re a Bigot!

8. You\'re a Bigot!

9. You\'re a Bigot!

10.. This one took a while. You\'re a Bigot!

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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2002, 11:35:24 AM »
Oh C\'mon Vid!!!

Next, could you grab some quotes from the Koran, or the Wiccan teachings, or maybe the Amish teachings and belittle those too!!!

It\'s so damn funny:laughing:

And tomorrow, let\'s make fun of fags and blacks, and maybe even some wetbacks!!!:laughing:

Funny stuff man!!!
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2002, 12:00:59 PM »
Uh uh... It\'s just a joke Cygnus. But if it\'s any help, I didn\'t find it very funny. :)
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2002, 12:23:25 PM »
That\'s my point Sam... How good of a "joke" would it be if it were aimed at any other group of people other than religious? Hmmm..

The person would prolly get banned.

Hypocrites.
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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2002, 12:28:30 PM »
Huh?  What are you smoking Cygnus?

What did one gay guy say to the other at the bar?

Can I push in your stool?



There, I have made fun of gay people too.  Now I have all the gay people and the people who take the bible word for word literally mad at me.





You didn\'t seem to have a problem with Luckee\'s blonde jokes...
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2002, 12:43:17 PM »
I consider(ed) this place like a home, I just  don\'t like getting spit on in my home. That\'s all.

Spiritual beliefs go to the core of ones essence. I believe that the Bible is the Word of God, alot of people dont. Can\'t you stick to more trivial bashing of people?

You change your avatarr like underware, do you need more attention than that?:p Touche-- signed, The Crack Smoker!!:smokin:
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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2002, 12:44:32 PM »
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Originally posted by CygnusXI
And tomorrow, let\'s make fun of fags
Why wait till tomorrow? :D

We make fun of fags all the time... it\'s our trademark. ;)

Personally I couldn\'t care less about who a joke\'s about. Religous people, atheists, blondes, gay people, blacks, whites. It\'s all good.
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2002, 12:48:55 PM »
Cygnus you are just reading this way to freaking literally.  It\'s as if I have written this directly at you.

And I have only changed my avatar twice.  I would have only changed it once, but I changed it as a courtesy to mm.  um, why in the hell am I explaining myself to you.

Get over it bro.
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