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Offline CHIZZY

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« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2002, 06:16:57 PM »
HOw do we know that jesus was a jew?


He went into his father\'s trade, his Mom thought he was a god, and he was convinced that his mom was a virgin....
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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2002, 06:21:34 PM »
And we know he\'s a jew because he was a rabbi ;) I know, I killed your joke Chizzy.
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« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2002, 06:28:37 PM »
yeah, well it was certainly circling the drain anyway...;)
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Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
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« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2002, 07:04:40 PM »
Well you guys have done a good job of making my first jokes rather tame.
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« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2002, 08:28:29 PM »
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?



i dont have a ferrair in my garage


 how do u make a baby drink?


put them in a blender (serve chilled )


If you take offense to things as stupid ( but funny as he11 ) posted above ur a bit too sensative
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« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2002, 08:34:33 PM »
What\'s the difference between my homework and a dead baby?
I don\'t do my homework :)

How do you get a pile of dead babies into a bowl?
Blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla Chips :)
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« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2002, 10:07:43 PM »
CHRISTIANITY OWNZ YOU!!!!!!!!1111
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« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2002, 02:44:46 AM »
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CHRISTIANITY OWNZ YOU!!!!!!!!1111


I stick my penis in the ears of young boys



hmph, I always had a sneaking suspicion
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« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2002, 06:38:52 AM »
Momentary lack of reason here I guess... I mean WHAT was I thinking.

Carry on.

And Jizzy, that pussy remark was very mean:crying: Ha.
Oh, crap...now I bumped this damn topic:nut:
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« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2002, 08:07:41 AM »
This is the funniest damn thing I have read in quite some time..

Why can\'t I own Canadians!!   HA HA HA HA HA HA
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« Reply #40 on: July 24, 2002, 08:10:03 AM »
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Why can\'t I own Canadians!! HA HA HA HA HA HA


Why would you want too...??
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« Reply #41 on: July 24, 2002, 08:23:11 PM »
They got their good points. Not many but they got them :p
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« Reply #42 on: July 24, 2002, 08:37:56 PM »
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What\'s the difference between my homework and a dead baby?
I don\'t do my homework :)

How do you get a pile of dead babies into a bowl?
Blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla Chips :)


whats the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork
whats the difference between a dead baby and a public toilet?
i have a hard time taking a shit on a public toilet
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