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Offline GmanJoe

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Has anyone ever farted so hard that.....
« on: July 30, 2002, 11:28:07 AM »
...it hurt your butt cheeks?

I had some hot wings last night.....and this morning...I let loose the hardest, loudest fart ever! I mean....it was one of those ripping farts that you KNOW had to hurt!

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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2002, 11:31:14 AM »
I\'m about to eat some corn dogs.

We\'ll see if I can blast your record.
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2002, 11:32:13 AM »
ANd that\'s on Comedy Central..  You\'ve got an in...!!!



I have had a couple of those.   They are truly something to behold.  Very proud of you sir.  Good work.

Was anyone there to applaud you?
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2002, 11:33:04 AM »
Now the true question is...

Have you ever farted so bad it made you puke?
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2002, 11:39:17 AM »
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ANd that\'s on Comedy Central..  You\'ve got an in...!!!



I have had a couple of those.   They are truly something to behold.  Very proud of you sir.  Good work.

Was anyone there to applaud you?


As a channel surfer...I didn\'t know it was on Comedy Central. I just keep switching switching and switching. I always come in on the middle of that show. But I typically watch TLC, Discovery and History Channel.

And not once, has any of these channels had a good documentary about flatulence. I mean....come on.....this will surely get a lot of audience. We all do it. It\'s funny. It\'s amusing. It\'s a character builder. An ice breaker (sometimes literally).

Ah well....


No. I\'ve never farted that it made me puke from its stinking fumes.
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2002, 11:47:06 AM »
Nope, I don\'t have any recollection of it happening to me.
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2002, 11:52:22 AM »
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Nope, I don\'t have any recollection of it happening to me.


Maybe you passed out? :)
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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2002, 12:02:20 PM »
It really hurts when sitting on a folding chair..:crying:
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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2002, 12:13:03 PM »
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Maybe you passed out? :)


I think it would have been pretty messy if that had happened, don\'t you?

You would lose all muscle control, and then..........well.......Use your imagination.;)
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2002, 01:22:01 PM »
dont think i have, but have farted that brings a tear to the eye, as it smells that bad
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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2002, 01:57:33 PM »
There was some guy back in the early 1900\'s who was able to control his anus muscles.  He actually became famous for being able to suck in air through his anus and fart.  He was able to control what kind of sound came out too.  Of course, it was just regular air so there was no stench.  Try doing that.  ;)
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« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2002, 02:12:42 PM »
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There was some guy back in the early 1900\'s who was able to control his anus muscles.  He actually became famous for being able to suck in air through his anus and fart.  He was able to control what kind of sound came out too.  Of course, it was just regular air so there was no stench.  Try doing that.  ;)


You have obviously not listened to Howard Stern. There are a number of people talented in this area.

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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2002, 02:15:02 PM »
yeah one of my mates could do that... he called it fake farting
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« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2002, 02:17:11 PM »
They had a guy on Howard Stern once called Mr Methane, I\'m ashamed to say this but he is English.

You can find him sometimes on off peak British TV shows (usually Channel 4)in the early hours of the morning.
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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2002, 02:17:15 PM »
If I could do that I\'d be a little worried about maybe doing it too much and well I\'d get a little more than I bargan for.
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