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Offline Ace
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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2002, 02:19:22 PM »
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They had a guy on Howard Stern once called Mr Methane, I\'m ashamed to say this but he is English.

You can find him sometimes on off peak British TV shows (usually Channel 4)in the early hours of the morning.


Don\'t be ashamed. He\'s been on Stern\'s show many times and is a big star here in America.

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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2002, 02:22:33 PM »
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You have obviously not listened to Howard Stern. There are a number of people talented in this area.

Ace


I bet there are, but I think he was the first reported guy to do it.  Made a living out of it.  Oh well...
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2002, 02:24:39 PM »
That\'s cool. I\'m glad to see that such a fine (f)art has been handed down. ;)

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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2002, 02:25:15 PM »
You know the worst ones are the ones that burn your a**.
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« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2002, 02:28:07 PM »
That\'s kind of what we\'re talking about Styx...unless you mean asshole?:confused:
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« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2002, 02:34:29 PM »
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Don\'t be ashamed. He\'s been on Stern\'s show many times and is a big star here in America.

Ace


I didn\'t think that a person with such a "talent/gift" could be big anywhere.

I guess I\'m wrong.
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« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2002, 02:37:39 PM »
I sneezed while taking a piss the other day and alot of piss hit the bathroom mirror. You lose alot of accuracy!
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2002, 05:02:20 PM »
Yeah because you snap forward real fast and you close your eyes.
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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2002, 05:05:05 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2002, 05:09:21 PM »
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I sneezed while taking a piss the other day and alot of piss hit the bathroom mirror. You lose alot of accuracy!


WTF? Your friggin sick.
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« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2002, 05:10:38 PM »
:laughing: man that was the funniest I ever was in.:D
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« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2002, 07:38:34 PM »
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I sneezed while taking a piss the other day and alot of piss hit the bathroom mirror. You lose alot of accuracy!


At least you didn\'t get any in your eye
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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2002, 08:38:08 PM »
True, but I had to clean my toothbrush since a few drops landed in the toothbrush cup.
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« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2002, 08:46:43 PM »
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WTF? Your friggin sick.


It\'s never happened to you?

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True, but I had to clean my toothbrush since a few drops landed in the toothbrush cup.


uhhh, clean?...you mean throw away right?

lol:p
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« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2002, 08:53:27 PM »
Uh, yeah, throw it away, of course.
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