Well one day I was reading one of my favorite Harlequin romance novels, and there was this heroine named Sara. She would travel all over the world and meet many many handsome, sexy men, who coined cute little nicknames for her naughty parts, like rose petal, love crevice, and honey spot. All the while, she would solve mysteries for dysfunctional millionaire families with unscrupulous butlers and attention-deficit, plotting step-children.
Ah, I\'m just bullshitting.
My name is Sara.