Beer is good, beer is your friend, it won\'t leave you, it won\'t stab you in the back. It won\'t tell your innermost secrets to it\'s friends, or riddicule your beliefs. It will ALWAYS try it\'s hardest to cheer you up & make you feel better about yourself. Beer also has the ability of giving you temporary access to great dance moves, a witty reportoire and generally makes you great to be with, though others around you may not agree.
Then.............................
HANGOVER!!!!!!.
A small, but sometimes painful price to pay for undying loyalty.