Want to spend more time playing games?
Sick and tired of have to "go out" women you have stalke..errr meet on the internet ?
Well to day is your Lucky Day
Buy the new Gargantuan Tekki Controller and all of your worries are over
Forget the stigma and Social Embracement of owning a Steering wheel Controller
Buy the new TEKKI Controller and never have woman problems or indeed a woman AGAIN !
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Guy " i know Its embarrassing , what with me being 30 and still living with my Parents but hey at least I don’t have some ghastly controller which is 3 times the size of my console“
Would-be-Girlfriend “oh Gee hunny thank God for that…for a second I though you here some kind of Sad Lonely Virgin “
Guy "dman if only i had a Tekki Controller, then i would be single and could get back to cheating at Counter Strike"
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Testimonial
Take Racer from OZ
" thanks to the new Gargantuan Tekki Controller i don\'t need to worry about women because as soon as i get them home and see they it..... they are out the door as quick as shower time "