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Offline Kurt Angle

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« on: August 06, 2002, 01:19:38 PM »
Man Wakes to Find Barnacle Attached to Penis

 A man who fell asleep in shallow water on a beach in Yugoslavia woke up to find a barnacle attached to his penis  
 Initial efforts on the part of a nurse to remove the barnacle with tweezers failed.  
 It wasn\'t until the man apparently got an erection that the barnacle was removed.
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Offline ben_high
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2002, 01:21:46 PM »
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« Last Edit: August 12, 2002, 07:12:05 PM by ben_high »
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2002, 01:23:51 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by ben_high
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You worry me.
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2002, 01:51:39 PM »
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« Last Edit: August 12, 2002, 07:12:33 PM by ben_high »
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2002, 01:52:08 PM »
It makes a change from the usual "have you got crabs" line.

Woman: Have you got crabs?
Man:      No, but I have 2 cockles, 3 mussels, and one barnacle.
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2002, 02:59:32 PM »
you said cockles...


Heck, I got one of them...
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2002, 03:06:56 PM »
I wonder how he didn\'t feel the little nipper on his pee pee while sleeping
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2002, 03:24:32 PM »
Sounds like an urban myth. I hope it\'s true though.

I have clam on my wee wee. Can someone get it off :laughing:

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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2002, 05:44:26 PM »
erections...is there anything they can\'t do?
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2002, 06:18:59 PM »
this is true, i heard it on the radio today.
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2002, 06:19:22 PM »
:laughing: That really has to suck. But getting an erection and it fell off? That must have been some hot nurse or touched him in a weird way. The barnacle must have been getting wrong ideas :confused:
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2002, 05:12:00 AM »
i will summarise all my feelings in one simple smiley, :laughing:
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2002, 06:53:33 AM »
What the hell is a barnacle? Oh well, I don\'t think it matters - having something stuck at your penis would suck (no pun intended).
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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2002, 07:07:07 AM »
lol @ theomen

That\'s what people get for going swimming and trying to use their penis as a periscope.. or.. should I say.... PENIScope! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH ROFLMAO!HGAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH HAH HA LMAOAHHAHAH ALOLLOLAHAHHAHAH!

No pun intended.

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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2002, 09:28:41 AM »
Barnacles!

Wasn\'t he wearing anything?
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