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Offline Titan

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« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2002, 09:33:46 AM »
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What the hell is a barnacle? Oh well, I don\'t think it matters - having something stuck at your penis would suck (no pun intended).


If you ever see pictures of the sunken Titanic, those things on the hull are mostly barnacles. They are animals that live in shells and attach themselves to ships and rocks and even other living things (whales). You could do a search on Yahoo! or something and you\'ll find something.
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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2002, 09:37:12 AM »
The last thing stuck on my penis was Titan\'s mom.  It\'s still red!
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« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2002, 10:20:57 AM »
I didnt think that they could stick to skin... How long did he fall asleep for?  a week????  Dont they take a long time to form?
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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2002, 11:05:41 AM »


They\'re also on Half Life and not only do they eat your penis, they eat the rest of you as well. Nothin\' better than lightin\' em up with a shotgun:

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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2002, 02:34:16 PM »
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The last thing stuck on my penis was Titan\'s mom.  It\'s still red!


:laughing: lol

Yeah i thought that they would have to take like a couple days to cling onto that. They dont move fast, if even at all.
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« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2002, 05:46:53 PM »
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Is that dude\'s penis?  Cause mine is way bigger than that and you don\'t need a microscope to see it.  Hell you can probably see mine from space.
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« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2002, 05:51:02 PM »
It\'s Vapor\'s penis under a microscope ;)
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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2002, 05:54:34 PM »
What was he doing falling asleep in shallow water?

He could have drowned.
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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2002, 08:28:46 PM »
i dont like beaches....i dont like sand....i dont like lakes....i dont like rivers....i dont like oceans......


i like pools...without penis biting animals of course
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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2002, 08:58:59 PM »
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It\'s Vapor\'s penis under a microscope ;)


Please don\'t flatter me Titan. My penis isn\'t even that big.
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« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2002, 10:20:31 AM »
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