Heres a joke i just heard, not the greatest, but still funny.
A mother takes her son to the zoo. They go to the elephant and the kid says " Mommy, whats that huge thingy hanging from the elephant?" and the mom says " What the trunk?" "No mommy, the long thingy in between his legs", The mom smiles and says "Oh, thats nothing."
The next day the kid goes to the zoo with his dad. They go to the elephant and the kid says "Daddy, whats that huge thingy hanging from the elephant?" and the dad says "What the trunk?" "No daddy, the long thingy in between his legs!" the dad says "Why do you want to know?" the little boy says "Mommy said its nothing." Then the dad says "Oh, lets just say your mother has been VERY spoiled.
