Swimming With Sharks

Hehe I agree with Luke. I hate swimming in lakes and oceans. I\'ve seen enough horror movies and shark attack films to go into open waters completely at ease.

I remember about three years ago or so, I was walking my dog along the beach in San Francisco and I couldnt believe my eyes. There beached on the sand in the shallow waters was a shark, still alive and kicking. My dog , being the dog that she is, ran up to it and started barking at it. I ran over and dragged her away scared that she might get her head bitten off. Anyways it was pretty amazing. The shark had a gray colored back and was completley white underneath. It was only a baby shark or something it was only three or four feet in length. Some guy picked up the shark and walked it back into deeper water and it swam off. I have to admit that guy has balls, that shark couldve swam back and bit his goobers off. :eek:

Another time I was swimming at a Lake up in Yosemite (I was like 11 years old or so at the time). My family was camping with our friends. Anyways we camped near the water. We went swimming staying in the shallow waters. The little lake was like maybe 100 yards or so wide. Near the middle is the really deep area. Anyways we took a little rubber boat and was paddling back and forth. When we reached the other side. Get this. At the bottom we saw a freaking snake or viper or whatever kind of snake that swims. It was over ten feet long and all black. We were scared shitless. It was just lying on the bottom. At first we thought it was just a stick or something. But it moved. We paddled back to shore. When we told my dad, we went back out there on the little rubber boat and it was gone. Scary aint it!!! Needless to say I stayed out of the water. :eek:

Originally posted by Videoholic


Either:
I would have eaten the sharks.

or

I ate the sharks.

Damn, I should have cought that mistake.

Oh, and lets not forget what happened to our old pal Felix Leiter. That really pissed off bond!

OUCH!!



EDIT: if you didn\'t know it, I HATE HOSTING!!!!!!

anyone seen that one on jackass, where steve o swims with sharks,,,,,,, they even tie bits of bloody meat on him when he swim with them