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Offline Rya
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« on: August 14, 2002, 02:00:38 PM »
Without looking at the can, do you know what that stuff is made of?:eek:
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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2002, 02:02:25 PM »
Red and jelly. :)

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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2002, 02:08:28 PM »
Whale fat. Wait, thats candles, **** I\'m a retard!

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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2002, 02:13:57 PM »
Pork.

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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2002, 02:30:21 PM »
"SPAM IS PEOPLE!"
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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2002, 02:48:18 PM »
Spinach+Ham = Spam

Hell, I dunno.  I imagine its contents are comparable to the contents of an oscar meyer weiner.  Lips and a-holes, with some curly pig tails thrown in for good measure.

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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2002, 02:59:38 PM »
Somebody say spam
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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2002, 02:59:43 PM »
Its prolly left over crap cut off\'s of meat thats all stuck together.

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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2002, 03:16:47 PM »
mmmmmm pig tails....

Sara you forgot rat droppings, that gives it it\'s spicyness

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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2002, 05:01:27 PM »
heh heh.... it\'s all leftover cartilage and organs and bits of meat that float off the bones when they boil carcasses.... I once saw a guitar player named Leo Kottke live and he told lots of stories. One of them was how he used to live near the Hormel factory and they had a sign that said "Hormel- we use everything but the oink!"  :D
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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2002, 07:33:45 PM »
Pig balls, and Monkey sperm. Duh! Didn\'t you learn anything in skewl, lahk hew two spel?!?!?!

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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2002, 09:41:04 PM »
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"SPAM IS PEOPLE!"


lmao :laughing:  that pic is hilarious
I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, \"Don\'t forget the thick, heavy brows.\" Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they\'d get mad and eat the snowman.

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« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2002, 10:18:40 PM »
Isn\'t that pic from Soylent Green?

Anyhow.. you don\'t wanna know what\'s in spam. Trust me. You don\'t even wanna know what\'s in your average Chicken Nugget.. let alone food made with byproducts like hotdogs, sausage, or spam.
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« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2002, 10:29:54 PM »
I agree with coredweller and yes, that is Charlton Heston from Soylent Green.
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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2002, 11:35:06 PM »
Spam tastes pretty good though.

Seriously it does. :)

 

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