favorite pick up line

mine would have to be one of these;

I have only three months to live. ..

(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate. (also known as the Bobbo pick up line)

Do you know how to use a whip?

Like the look of your crotch. (don\'t know y but this reminds me of Vid)

You look just like my mother...wanna f*ck?  (this reminds me of too many members here)

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?  (only way Racer gets dates....out side of the boys locker room)

Hi my name is _____! Can I pee in your butt? (I think this is how Luke got daisy)

If I look the way you look when you walk, I\'d walk everywhere I went.  (ooseven after a few too many)

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

[Cerberus]

Have any of those been proven to work.

don\'t know, I\'ve never actually used a line before...hell I\'ve never even made the first contact before....women, they scare me.

Originally posted by theomen
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

LOL:laughing:

how about.......( I think i heard this one here but i dunno)

Me: Hi, I\'ll bet you 100 dollars that you will say no to the next question i ask you.

Her:Ok

Me: Wanna F*ck?

[Cerberus]

Where can I buy a bottle of chloroform?

ebay....they have everything

"Sleep with me b*tch!"

Never seems to work though.

do u remember to bring a gun?

Originally posted by theomen
do u remember to bring a gun?

Aw crap, no. I\'ll remember to bring one next time.

Well if you\'re uber rich this one should work on most women, gold diggers at least..

Oh wow look I just found 10 thousand dollars in my wallet, Who am I going to spend this with?!?

you could also just get an errection, and tell them it\'s a gun...even if it doesn\'t work you still have an errection, so the rest of your night is taken care of.


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abuse of new feature

"Do you know the difference between having a beer and having sex?  No?  Well, let\'s go back to my place for a beer."

"I like every bone in your body, especially mine."

Her: "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have the energy?"

"The word of the day is legs, so let\'s go back to my place and spread the word."

"Sex is a killer... want to die happy?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?"

"Just call me milk, I\'ll do your body good."

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I\'m the only one talking to you!"

"You be my Dairy Queen, I\'ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I\'ll do it your way right away."

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

"I can\'t find my puppy, can you help me find him?  I think he went into this cheap motel room."

"Let\'s go back to my place and do all the things I will tell everyone we did anyway."

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Here\'s some, donno if there said already.
"hi, I\'ve lost my number, can i have yours?"

or

Look at her tag on her jumper, She asks what you\'re doing you reply with "seeing if you are made in heven"  

I\'ve never used a pickup line, I just say "hi" and start chatting. but last time that happened was 4 years ago.

I don\'t go to bars, and I don\'t use pickup lines. Well.. I did ask my friend Amy; "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" She seemed to get a kick outta it.

[Bobs_Hardware]

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