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« on: August 17, 2002, 04:51:21 PM »
Feel free to add some of yer own.

A pirate walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel hanging from his zipper. Bartender says "There\'s a steering wheel hanging from your zipper." Pirate says:

"Aye! And it\'s drivin\' me nuts!"
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Q. What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

A. Ouch!
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What do you call a Canadian lesbian?..................................................... A Klondike
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What do you call a gay guy in the Caribbean?.................................Tropical fruit
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what goes CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP...?

an Amish drive by shooting...
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What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground Beef
« Last Edit: August 17, 2002, 05:26:09 PM by luckee »
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2002, 04:58:55 PM »
if it wasnt for your atrocious spelling, they might be funny

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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2002, 05:00:36 PM »
Why do you call a big ant?
GIANT!!

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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2002, 05:16:14 PM »
Jimmy Hill and a horse walk into a bar.
The landlord says " Why the long faces"?

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar.
The Landlord says "Is this a joke".

Q. What has three legs and lives in the country?
A. Paul Macartny and his wife.

(delete the last one if you are offended, I fon\'t mind

Have you heard the one about the 12 inch pianist?

I thought so.
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2002, 05:19:38 PM »
what do you call 4 walls, and a  floor?          A Pool!



:hat:ScottyJ:hat:
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2002, 05:20:10 PM »
i still like my old knock knock joke

knock knock

who\'s there?

the incredible interupting cow

the indreddible inter - MOOO!!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2002, 05:24:52 PM »
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i still like my old knock knock joke

knock knock

who\'s there?

the incredible interupting cow

the indreddible inter - MOOO!!!


???????????????????
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2002, 05:30:43 PM »
carefull lucka, you might hurt my feelings

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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2002, 05:33:43 PM »
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2002, 05:36:07 PM »
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Originally posted by Jaye_Bennington


???????????????????


you as the cow, interupt them....it\'s better when you can hear it.
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2002, 05:38:50 PM »
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.


Personally, having a cousin who had the shit kicked out of her really badly by her boyfriend last week, I don\'t find that particularly funny. But having cracked a joke about Mcarthys missus, the phrase "kettle calling the pot black" springs to mind.
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2002, 05:40:16 PM »
what does it mean if a woman has a black eye?  She Don\'t Listen!
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2002, 06:05:16 PM »
A zebra and a giraffe get drunk at a southern bar and the giraffe passes out on the counter. The redneck bartender yells at the zebra, "Hey son, you can\'t leave that lyin\' around here like that!". Then the zebra yells back, "It\'s not a lion, it\'s a giraffe."
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2002, 06:17:49 PM »
when are you not (enter nationality here)?

where yer a pee\'n (european)
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2002, 06:58:22 PM »
An irishman walks out of a bar......
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