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Offline theomen
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« on: August 19, 2002, 10:43:57 PM »
if you pulled a thorn out of Jesus ass, and he decided to grant you three wishes, what would they be?  And BTW this ain\'t a beauty contest, so don\'t try all of that "I would feed the children" crap.

First of all; money, and lot\'s of it
second; the ability to eat whatever I want and not get fat
finally;  probably world peace/envormental friendlyness, what good is money if the world is gone

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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2002, 10:52:31 PM »
1. Unlimited Money
2. The ability to fly
3. To have unlimited wishes ;)
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2002, 11:00:34 PM »
1. Unlimited money
2. To be the best guitar player that ever lived.
3. Be forever youthful
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2002, 12:11:15 AM »
1. Unlimited money
2. Eat whatever I want and still be buff (even though I\'m not :()
3. Go to heaven ;)

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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2002, 01:25:00 AM »
1. Endless supply of Donatos pizza
2. Lots of money
3. The perfect wife

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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2002, 03:34:34 AM »
1.) Lodsa money - obviously
2.) Endless PS2 games coming out whenever i wanted them 2
3.) Supermodel wife
not much really..=]:)
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2002, 03:47:14 AM »
1) 1 trillion dollars
2) Be able to do drugs and not have bad side affects
3) 3 perfect wives (a spanish girl, hot blonde, and seranno\'s favorite)

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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2002, 04:09:05 AM »
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Originally posted by ViVi
1) 1 trillion dollars
2) Be able to do drugs and not have bad side affects
3) 3 perfect wives (a spanish girl, hot blonde, and seranno\'s favorite)


She\'s mine!!!

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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2002, 04:18:10 AM »
1. for people to read my posts
2. world peace
3. for people to read me posts
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2002, 04:20:56 AM »
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The perfect wife - Bozco


I hate to break it to ya, but these are wishes Boz.. not miracles. :crap:
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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2002, 06:40:10 AM »
1. Unlimited wishes

And if that\'s not allowed (and it should be, dammit) then:

1. Gaining all knowledge/answers about everything (and not going insane either)
2. The ability to become invisible whenever I want
3. The ability to teleport to any place in the world safely, whenever I want
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
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« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2002, 06:45:24 AM »
1. Money
2. More money
3. hookers

and if he didn\'t deliver I\'d put that thorn back in his ass
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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2002, 07:33:34 AM »
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Originally posted by nO-One
1. Money
2. More money
3. hookers

and if he didn\'t deliver I\'d put that thorn back in his ass

mine similar but it goes
1. money
2. beer
3. hookers(but the classy expensive ones not the kind no-one likes)
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2002, 08:31:27 AM »
1. Healthy body until I die
2. Money
3. I\'ve always wanted a laptop computer that knew the answers to any question, with the exception of predicting the future - I could really mess up the world by knowing upcoming events.

Edit:  If I could sneak in a 4th wish, I think I\'d like to poke at (not in...sickos) theomen\'s taut body.  I\'ve never felt a buff man before.

:smokin:

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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2002, 08:32:23 AM »
1. Immortality
2. The ability to fly
3. Unlimited Money


EDIT:  Screw the money.... i want to have super powers like vegeta.....

then i could get rid of flying since he can already do that....i would want to become invisibal.....

so  Immortality, Vegeta like powers ;) , and invisibility
« Last Edit: August 20, 2002, 08:34:29 AM by square_marker »
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