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Offline Rya
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« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2002, 03:23:41 PM »
1. An average figure for a woman of my height.
2. To know how to speak, read and write 10 of the most commonly spoken languages and Klingon.
3. Unlimited trips to anywhere I want to go (any country and the moon).
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« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2002, 03:27:24 PM »
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1. An average figure for a woman of my height.


Elaborate.
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« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2002, 03:37:44 PM »
i think he wants measurments...sicko
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« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2002, 03:41:08 PM »
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i think he wants measurments...sicko


I\'ve only asked what everyone else will be thinking.
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« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2002, 03:44:41 PM »
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I\'ve only asked what everyone else will be thinking.


95% of all women want a "normal" figure according to FHM.  When you ask a girl to elaborate, you will be getting the same answer across the board.  You saying your girlfriend, if you\'ve had one, or if you have one currently, never says that she is fat?  Every woman I have ever known, including my mother who weighs 95 pounds, says they are fat.  This should be common knowledge to ANY man on this Earth.  Asking a woman to elaborate is like staring the devil in the face and asking him to "do your worst."
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« Reply #35 on: August 20, 2002, 03:57:45 PM »
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Elaborate.


:mad: :evil: :boom: :rpissed: :vader:
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« Reply #36 on: August 20, 2002, 04:01:12 PM »
I was merely asking what SHE thought was HER average figure was for HER height.
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« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2002, 04:02:57 PM »
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Originally posted by Rya


:mad: :evil: :boom: :rpissed: :vader:


Sorry.
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« Reply #38 on: August 20, 2002, 04:05:16 PM »
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I was merely asking what SHE thought was HER average figure was for HER height.


And it was a REALLY DUMB question to ask.  Ugh.  No wonder why over 60% of couples get divorced... Most of you guys don\'t know a THING about the word "tact."
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« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2002, 04:07:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Jaye_Bennington
I was merely asking what SHE thought was HER average figure was for HER height.


"Elaborate?"  How is that "merely asking?"  That\'s not "merely asking."  If you were to "merely ask" you would have made it into a complete sentence or two with at least a subject and a verb.

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« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2002, 04:44:21 PM »
Quick question...

Did this thread take a left turn or did it just come to a screaching hault?
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« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2002, 05:17:35 PM »
*grabs wheel from thread, turns right*

1. Immortality
2. Every car ever made
3. 1 million more wishes
« Last Edit: August 20, 2002, 05:19:49 PM by The Stapler »
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« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2002, 05:30:23 PM »
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Originally posted by Videoholic
Quick question...

Did this thread take a left turn or did it just come to a screaching hault?


I\'d go with a screaching hault. Everybody seems to wish for the same thing.
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« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2002, 05:32:45 PM »
1.Sex
2.Drugs
3.Rock -N- Roll
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« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2002, 09:15:25 PM »
You suck daddymakkk, those aren\'t even hard to get, why do you have to wish for them? :laughing: :confused:
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