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Offline Kurt Angle

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« on: August 27, 2002, 01:12:01 PM »
New Wonderpants Do for Men\'s Bulge What Wonderbra Does for Breasts

 Marks & Spencer\'s created new underpants, called Urban Survivor, to lift men\'s tackle more or less in the same way as Wonderbra is used by women. The undies will be available next month in England for eight pounds each.    
 Girls seem to have liked the idea very much. "The pants are great. I am shocked that they can do that for a man. I couldn’t take my eyes off his bulge. Who says size doesn’t matter?", said receptionist Michelle Peak.
   
 "They are great for a guy who has a maggot rather than a snake", says Tasmin Nother, credit controller.
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Click here for pics of men testing them out on the town!
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2002, 01:14:36 PM »
O jeezz..Im really surprised this hasnt been available sooner. What ever happend to the good ol roll of quarters or a sock?
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Re: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2002, 01:14:55 PM »


That\'s an old lady for Christ\'s sake.
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2002, 01:15:23 PM »
lol, it will look like your walking round with a stiffy or something...


i saw something on this a few months ago......


i think ill skip it
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2002, 01:30:41 PM »
Wonderpants or not...the guy who wears it will still have a teenie weenie.
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2002, 01:35:12 PM »
I personally don\'t find a conspicuous bulge in a man\'s pants attractive.  I always get the impression they\'re trying to impress/intimidate other men, rather than women.
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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2002, 01:37:50 PM »
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I personally don\'t find a conspicuous bulge in a man\'s pants attractive.  I always get the impression they\'re trying to impress/intimidate other men, rather than women.


Of course..size doesnt mean jack to women..its all about how you can work it. Penis competitions are for men, by men.

We dont really care what a women thinks..as long as the guy next door knows we have big things.
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2002, 01:47:40 PM »
Enough talk about "things" your gonna get Racer excited. ;)
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2002, 01:51:05 PM »
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Of course..size doesnt mean jack to women..its all about how you can work it. Penis competitions are for men, by men.

We dont really care what a women thinks..as long as the guy next door knows we have big things.


Exactly!

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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2002, 01:53:29 PM »
Lol @ Bozco

But really, I think the idea is kinda stupid. I mean, who wants to look like they have a boner all day long? "Hey grandma! No, that isn\'t a banana in my pocket...". :eek:
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2002, 01:55:22 PM »
That is gay. it looks like he has a huge boner :eek:

hehe, socks :D
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2002, 01:58:14 PM »
Europeans are so weird. ;)
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2002, 02:09:46 PM »
Got that right...

A prime example :D

The average european family

No offense guys, its just a funny thing.. Wonderpants :laughing:
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2002, 02:30:13 PM »


How do we know that\'s not his Mum?
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2002, 03:49:32 PM »
LoL, yeah I can just imagine it :D

Mom: I\'m so proud of you son, you make me so happy. All grown up like.

Son: I know mom, you make me happy too.

Mom: So how do they feel?

Son: What:

Mom: The Wonderpants silly.

Son: I\'m not wearing wonderpants.......

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How much is 8pounds in US$$$$?
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