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Offline theomen
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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2002, 04:20:50 PM »
ok I\'m sorry but I would never where that shit.

At my "hick" friends wedding he had a western theme, because he is a hick.  Anyways the wedding party had to wear Wranglers, and they fit very tight.  I felt like every damn person was looking at my buldge, it was the most awkward thing ever.  I have no idea why anyone would want to showcase their package like that.
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2002, 04:29:25 PM »
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I have no idea why anyone would want to showcase their package like that.


Probably so ppl can see how big it is.
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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2002, 04:58:06 PM »
:laughing:

My fave pair o jeans is a bootcut pair of diesels. they\'re a bit too tight \'round the ol\' sausage, but the barmaids love it...

holy crap, that sounded cheesy...

Anyway, I can\'t imagine any guy buying them in a store. Can you picture it?

" um.... do you have those drawers that make you look like you\'re NOT hung like a gnat?...."
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2002, 05:05:16 PM »
I\'ll just stick with boxers.
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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2002, 06:04:54 PM »
Okay, first off, that has to be one of the most disturbing pictures I have ever seen... second of all, what if you take some girl home with you and you take off your pants, and she sees the wonder shlong?! what the hell is she gonna think? Or do for that matter?  thats gotta be the dumbest thing I have ever seen, next to the pet firggin rock.
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« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2002, 09:25:06 PM »
Some of us don\'t need that since we\'re already "equipped not stripped".  And by that I mean "The postman has a package for you".  And by that I mean "I got a great big dong".
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« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2002, 09:32:46 PM »
Looks like a permanent erection.
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« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2002, 09:38:30 PM »
Is that what you got from those pics Racer?
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« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2002, 09:49:10 PM »
Rob what are you trying to say?
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« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2002, 10:44:31 PM »
I would get me one of those just for the fun of it.. :nerd:
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« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2002, 10:49:14 PM »
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Some of us don\'t need that since we\'re already "equipped not stripped".  And by that I mean "The postman has a package for you".  And by that I mean "I got a great big dong".


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I would get me one of those just for the fun of it.. :nerd:

what, a giant dong?
« Last Edit: August 27, 2002, 10:53:39 PM by theomen »
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« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2002, 11:01:53 PM »
FACK U.. :D
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« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2002, 11:04:26 PM »
couldn\'t resist that one.  The dark side wooed me over..damn them and their promise of beer and hookers.
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« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2002, 12:53:33 AM »
Ppl who buy this are more like : "Look ! A substantial mass
of my brain has sunk down to crotch level !" Whahahahahaha
:laughing:  How stupid ! To think, companies try to market
stuff like this. Pretty sad if you ask me.
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