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Offline Kurt Angle

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« on: August 30, 2002, 08:13:47 AM »
Only problem is you must name it Turok!

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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2002, 08:17:23 AM »
If they only told me back in February.

That was the name I was going to pick anyway.  Crap....  Well, for a girl anyway.
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2002, 08:17:40 AM »
And I thought when my sister named her baby "Super Monkey Ball" was bad... :eek:

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2002, 08:21:33 AM »
I would do it. Hell, it\'s just for a year. And you can always lie to your neighbors and whatnot. :)
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2002, 08:24:10 AM »
That\'s great and all.  But you can\'t exactly lie to your wife.

You would however be a hit at the next Star Trek convention when you win "Top Nerd" awards.. well, runner up to the woman who gave birth to a computer Tower, drew a face on it and named it "Data"

again.. my sister..

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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2002, 08:27:07 AM »
Dam, I needed to know this many moths ago. We could always have it adapted
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2002, 08:36:44 AM »
Adapted?  To what?  Is that some kind of obscure circumcision technique or what?  It sounds painful..

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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2002, 08:49:44 AM »
hahahaha, I should type more carefully.
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2002, 11:19:59 AM »
I wonder if they would let me just legally change my name for a year?  I\'d do that in a heart beat.

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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2002, 12:16:01 PM »
My birthday is on the 1st of November. If I pretend my name is Turok, do you think they\'ll let me enter?

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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2002, 12:19:17 PM »
Too bad on the site it says September 1st...
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2002, 12:21:46 PM »
How about if I make a baby on nov 1, and name each and every sperm Turok....
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2002, 12:23:00 PM »
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Originally posted by unfocused
Too bad on the site it says September 1st...


Alright, no problem, my birthday is now on the 1st of September.:)
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2002, 12:23:37 PM »
I just heard that sperm have memories, and can communicate with eachother.....not that it pertains to this thread, but the next time you masterbate it\'ll make you think

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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2002, 12:23:42 PM »
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My birthday is on the 1st of November. If I pretend my name is Turok, do you think they\'ll let me enter?


Did you give birth to yourself on the 1st of November?

(if yes, did you get it on tape???)
« Last Edit: August 30, 2002, 12:26:46 PM by Bobs_Hardware »

 

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