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Offline theomen
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« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2002, 04:42:14 PM »
i personally don\'t drink beer, but not because of the taste, but because it has a load of empty calories.
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« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2002, 05:38:18 PM »
IMO beer tastes like dung.But just because you don\'t drink beer doesn\'t mean you will not get gut or prostate cancer at 35,so I say live it up while you can cause you\'ll be dead soon enough anyway!! Tequila for me :) oh and the twins for a night to. :D
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« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2002, 06:00:03 PM »
Bozco = The Man

Spudz = Questionable Manhood
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« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2002, 11:32:03 PM »
Anytime it involves the Olsen twins, you\'ll bet I\'ll swear more than I have ever before.  I find them so annoying.  Although one of them can act, the other just needs to do something else with her life.  At the rate they\'re going, they\'ll hate each other by the time they\'re fifty like the Andrews Sisters.
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« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2002, 11:38:30 PM »
I dont care for them much myself.

dont get me wrong..I wouldnt kick either or both at the same time :D out of the bed for eating crackers..but they also have a certain ugliness about them as well as a cuteness..odd huh?
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« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2002, 01:18:09 AM »
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« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2002, 01:48:06 AM »
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IMO beer tastes like dung.
Beer tastes like dong? :eek:

IMO beer doesn\'t taste like dong... dongs taste more like chicken, you know?

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« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2002, 03:03:50 AM »
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IMO beer tastes like dung.But just because you don\'t drink beer doesn\'t mean you will not get gut or prostate cancer at 35,so I say live it up while you can cause you\'ll be dead soon enough anyway!! Tequila for me :) oh and the twins for a night to. :D


Dude, you just depressed me. I just turned 38 (I\'m a 38 year old going on 12) and you just put the whammy on me. I think I\'ll go have a beer!

BTW, when I was young and foolish I despised the taste of beer as well. Now I can appreciate the taste of a well crafted beer. A lot of times I have a beer now, not to get drunk, but for the taste.

The funny thing is I am typing this at 7 am with a hangover.:)

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« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2002, 05:21:24 AM »
well im only 20 and i love the taste of beer..... some are nicer than others, id drink it all the time if i could.... but i dont think work would like that.. he only time i sometimes cant drink beer, is with certain foods........


beer = yummy
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« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2002, 09:56:58 AM »
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STFU

Would you want to boink a girl complaining all the time? I wouldnt.

Of course you could ductape their mouths...... ;)
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« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2002, 10:10:49 AM »
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Of course you could ductape their mouths...... ;)
Who needs that when they have a big, um... :D
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« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2002, 01:17:45 PM »
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STFU

Would you want to boink a girl complaining all the time? I wouldnt.

Of course you could ductape their mouths...... ;)


when I boink a girl, they never complain  :D
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« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2002, 01:22:26 PM »
ohhh theoman, i didnt relise you drugged them up before you boinked them
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« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2002, 01:35:00 PM »
hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

also that way they don\'t move too much, or make fun of your small member
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« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2002, 02:26:03 PM »
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when I boink a girl, they never complain  :D


What do you do, knock them unconsious?
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