Favorite Quote or Saying

See sig.

[Cerberus]

Sayings that will guide you well through life.

1. "If it ain\'t broke, don\'t fix it"
2. "Don\'t try to teach your grandmother how to suck eggs"
3. "If in doubt, act stupid. That way, it is easy to avoid unnecessary confrontations"
4. "If at first you don\'t succeed, give alcohol a try, it\'s much easier"

"Let\'s let the anti-gun people fight the next war."

"I\'m not as think as you stoned I am."

"Life is a waste of time,
time is a waste of life,
so be wasted all the time and have the time of ur life!!!"

[Jumpman]

See sig. It\'s a part from a Nirvana song. Not really a saying, but... yeah...

"i swear noone reads my posts"
-mm 2002 ©

¨ Trying is the first part of failling ¨

"Families is where our nations finds hope.  Where wings take dream"
-George W. Bush

"shockwaves is a giant homo" - The World

I don\'t get it?  "where wings take dream"????

"Don\'t use a cannon to kill a mesquito."

not my favorite, but it always sticks with me.

/shrugs shoulders.

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, you\'re a mile away, and you have their shoes too!"

Originally posted by theomen
"shockwaves is a giant homo" - The World

I don\'t get it?  "where wings take dream"????

He meant to say where dreams take wing...but screwed it up.  *shrug*

Originally posted by theomen
"can I pee in your butt?" - vapor snake

"Why, yes of course" - theomen

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."

A quote from Bruce Lee.  It\'s a philosophy I\'ve always admired ever since I first heard it.

"F*ck you"

/me points at sig

"Cheer up. The worst is yet to come." - Philander Johnson

I\'m jus one big f*cking ray of sunshine aren\'t I?