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Offline videoholic

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Nine Months Later
« on: September 04, 2002, 07:29:11 AM »
Nine Months Later

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack\'s van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

 
"I realize it\'s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I\'m recently "widowed," she explained.”I\'m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."


"Don\'t worry," Jack said. "We\'ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we\'ll be gone at first light."
 

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

 
Come morning, the weather had cleared; they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.


About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter form an attorney.


It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.


He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?" "Yes, I do."  "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

 

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."


"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"



Bob\'s face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I\'m afraid I did.

Why do you ask?"

 

 



"She just died and left me everything."


 

 (And you thought the ending would be different, didn\'t you?) :thepimp:
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2002, 07:42:03 AM »
made me smile..

..yes I did think it would be different :)

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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2002, 07:56:46 AM »
yeah i did think the ending was gonna be different to, made me smile cos the endng was totally different to what i thought it was gonna be
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2002, 09:09:40 AM »
hehe..pretty decent.
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2002, 09:27:14 AM »
lol, nice twist.
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2002, 09:30:42 AM »
That was a big twist and was pretty funny.
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2002, 11:29:41 AM »
Awww, I thought she was gonna have a baby.
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2002, 11:37:19 AM »
here\'s another outdoors story...it\'s old so don\'t tell me it was the first joke on the internet *looks at mm*

three guys were out camping, and they had just finished setting up their tent, so they all got in the tent to settle down for the night.  They all went to sleep, and when they woke up they were amazed at what vivid dreams they had.

The guy on the far right said "I had the weirdest dream, I drempt that I was getting a hand job"

the guy on the far left interupted by saying "that\'s really weird, I had the same exact dream, hey Bob did you have the same dream?"

Bob, who was sleeping in the middle replied "no, I had a dream that I was skiing."

(if you don\'t get it, just picture someone skiing with ski poles)

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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2002, 11:39:27 AM »
Damn that was good, I was expecting a kid, even though this ending did come to mind.  =0
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2002, 12:35:30 PM »
yeah theo man that is a very very old joke
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2002, 01:35:20 PM »
Oman\'s joke is new to me though.
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13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2002, 02:44:40 PM »
lol, great jokes by both of you.. I like Vid\'s better though. ;)

 

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