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Offline luckee
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To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
« on: September 11, 2002, 10:04:55 AM »
Take a moment to laugh or at least be disgusted and change your mode of thinking for just a minute at the least :D

Something to offend everyone
 Q. What\'s the Cuban national anthem?
 A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
 A. A different bar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded
baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
> > > > > > > >> > >
 Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm
shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment
> > > > > > > >> > >
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office\'s flag is
flying at half-mast?
A. They\'re hiring
> > > > > > > >> > >
Q. Why aren\'t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they\'re not going to work in the future
either.
> > > > > > > >> > >
 Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a
sheep
 under each arm?
 A. A pimp.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q. Why doesn\'t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or
swim are already in the United States.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q. What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
A. Drop it darky!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2002, 10:20:50 AM »
Q. Why aren\'t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they\'re not going to work in the future
either.

ROLF - That\'s awesome. The last joke was a lil tasteless (and OLD) but at least you tried to make fun of everyone in one fell swoop. Remember to add in some cracker jokes nextime tho.
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2002, 10:25:26 AM »
Well..since anyone with "white" skin can be a cracker..I just left it with the irish and italian.

BTW..never call an irishman or italian white...lol
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2002, 10:54:19 AM »
LOL-seriously, I laughed out loud

god I love tasteless, jokes that piss people off!
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2002, 11:03:53 AM »
*smacks luckee with his speech impediment* ;)

I liked em though.  Good taste ruins too many things these days :)
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2002, 11:07:03 AM »
here are some other tasteless jokes;

Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: What\'s the best thing about screwing homeless girls?
A: When you\'re done, you can drop \'em off anywhere.

Q: What did Hitler Give his Daughter for Christmas?
A: An easy bake oven.

Q: Why did hitler kill himself?
A: He got his gas bill.

Q: What do ghey guys call their balls?
A: "Mud flaps"

Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl full of black jelly beans?
A: You get your watch stolen.

Q: Whats long and hard on a southern man?
A: The first grade.

Q: What\'s the difference between a Puerto Rican and Batman going to a liquor store?
A: Batman can go in without Robin!

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio\' s face and said "lie to me!"

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altarboy.

Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn\'t come on a boys face untill after hes thirteen.


here are some white jokes;

What\'s white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

What\'s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What\'s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl\'s ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!


I hope I offend at least one person
« Last Edit: September 11, 2002, 12:07:13 PM by theomen »
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2002, 11:39:14 AM »
Bah.None of them worked for me:)
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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2002, 12:10:11 PM »
some of theomens were very funny......



so awners me this luckee why you cant call a irish person white??
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« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2002, 12:10:53 PM »
yeah, the 1st one was used in "my blue heaven"
and the 2nd one was used in "3000 miles to graceland"

i stopped reading right there
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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2002, 12:29:47 PM »
you are cool beyond words :rolleyes:

there were jokes b4 either movie.
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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2002, 12:44:29 PM »
sharp as a tack, arent ya?

:rolleyes:
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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2002, 01:38:12 PM »
/me rapes mm and luckee for overuse of the rolleyes smilee
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« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2002, 01:42:27 PM »
:rolleyes:
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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2002, 03:22:37 PM »
ooooo Titan is begging to be raped. sexay :nerd:
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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2002, 03:28:32 PM »
^^^^^
Nice new avatar serrano, what a geek :D

Some of those totally rock, some of them I didnt get.
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