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Offline Kurt Angle

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Aliens in Israel?
« on: September 15, 2002, 06:51:47 AM »
Israel Invaded....By Space Aliens!

 Since 1993, towns in Israel are reporting more than just UFO sightings, but actual close encounters. The UFOs are saucer shaped and the aliens that come out of them have no hair and wear shiny clothes and are tall, with black eyes.  
 Evidence of landings include a metal bar, made of pure silicon, and oil with cadmium in it, which were found in the circular landing sites. Animals have been killed by having holes drilled in their heads and, in one case, a dog had its eyes removed.  
 One woman describing a close encounter said saw her dog as it was raised up and went flying into a wall. When she went out to see what had happened, she saw a "tall, bald man" who told her that the dog was annoying it and it would do the same to her.



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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2002, 09:19:27 AM »
thats quite intresting....., so was the dog dead or alive with its eye removed??? cos if it was dead could of just been vultors?!
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2002, 09:37:25 AM »
cool!!!......xcept for the dog thing and the threats to destroy us.
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2002, 04:10:04 PM »
....they can do the same to us :(   .......  :(    .....  its like signs
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2002, 06:31:26 PM »
Bah, they won\'t be around long. They learn they\'re lesson when a Palestinian bombs their UFO.

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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2002, 06:56:23 PM »
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ufologists? What the? How do you pronounce it? oof/low/jists?
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2002, 07:53:47 PM »
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Bah, they won\'t be around long. They learn they\'re lesson when a Palestinian bombs their UFO.



Did you ever think that the Palestines ARE the aliens?  I mean they really hate the israelies and so do the aliens.

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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2002, 08:07:40 PM »
hmmm. . .

no aliens arent stupid remember

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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2002, 09:33:22 PM »
/me waits a terrorist to highjack a UFO and crash it into the White House

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is it just me or does this look like LUKE with C.Clinton?


I think aliens cloned LUKE!
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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2002, 10:14:32 PM »
I see NIPPLES!

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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2002, 09:35:05 AM »
chelsea clinton is such a freakin pig.

 
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