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Offline Mr. Kennedy
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New Caption contest, NFL style...
« on: September 16, 2002, 07:15:59 AM »


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Offline ben_high
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2002, 07:25:47 AM »
You probably won\'t understand if you\'re not a Bucs fan,but he\'s probably got Kenyatta Walker on the other end.
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2002, 07:26:11 AM »
"Hey Racer baby, meet me in the shower in 10."
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2002, 07:47:04 AM »
The guy holding the phone: So I then told him that if he didn\'t get me a helmet that fits, I would b1tch slap him.

The guy on the other end of the phone: So where is he now?

The guy holding the phone: I b1tch slapped him anyway, I\'ve only just noticed that he has painted my eyebrows on UNDER my eyes.
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2002, 08:39:46 AM »
Testeverde: " Hello doc? That morphine patch you prescribed for me is really doing the trick! I have no idea where the F*CK I am right now!!!! "
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2002, 10:36:03 AM »
Testeverde; Shockwaves please control yourself....come on, stop crying, it\'ll be all right, at least you still have the Giants......yeah I know Vapor Snake is gay.
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2002, 10:36:19 AM »
Vinnie: Calgon, take me away....
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Offline Majin Prince
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2002, 10:42:09 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
"Hey Racer baby, meet me in the shower in 10."


LOL, good one!:laughing:
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Offline Kurt Angle

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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2002, 10:43:06 AM »


The laces were in, they were in!!!!!!!
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Offline kopking
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2002, 01:17:34 PM »
is my mascara running??
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Offline Jar O Pickles
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2002, 01:53:29 PM »
"vinny testeverde riding high from his hiesman trophy 15 years ago still has trouble fiding a helmet for his big head"
me and luke came up with a new eufamisum(sp?) for getting hit in the nuts called "getting it right the vinny testeverdes" alcohol and drugs may have been involed when we thought this was funny but i figured id mention it anyway
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2002, 02:47:30 PM »
"No, no... just stay on the line... its not like I\'m doing shit here anyways.."
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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2002, 03:38:33 PM »


"Hey there, My name is Vinny and I am from Maytag.  Is your refrigerator running?"
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