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Offline ooseven
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Madeup Virus Warning !
« on: September 18, 2002, 11:15:58 AM »
Its a rather old Gag but i think we should have a names sake Virus warning thread were we name a Virus (named after someone Famous or even a Member of PSX2C) and what it effects

here are some for starters.

George W Bush Virus : Scans your Email Address book for "foreign" Firends, and then Alienates you from them by sending them rude emails. Also removes your Recycle Bin and replaces it with a Landfill site.

Samwise Virus : Scans your Hard Drive(s) for evidence of Hardcore porn, IF it doen\'t find any it will done load some. WARNING this Virus has been know to sexually harass your modem ;)

mm Virus :Worlds First X box Virus that seams to block the user from using X box live and then displaying on screen "$50 no way i am paying that" :p

KopKing Virus : A Technological Backward one, it will request that you to manually delete any critical word and system files for it, (the virus even asks you to insert any floppies you use for work) and then ask if its not too much trouble to pass it onto a friend.

Team Ninja Virus : It makes your computer think its better than it actually is.

Hideo Kojima Virus : Shows you Jaw dropping game footage, and then makes you wait for 2 years to play it.

Ford Kia Virus : Constantly Displays on screen in Big Pink Letters " I AM GAY ! ! 111" Also Downloads the entire Beaches the Film Sound track on mp3.

add your own
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2002, 11:34:06 AM »
mm virus-  it\'s there, but noone can see it

Emperor Rob virus-  downloads donkey porn onto your hard drive

Vapor Snake Virus- much like the Emperor Rob virus, but differs by downloading gay midget porn

Videoholic virus-  delets all your files and replaces them with pictures of dancing tomatos and fat people

luckee virus-  scans your address book for contacts and e-mails them with arguments about every possible topic.

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2002, 11:42:43 AM »
theomen Virus - replaces all your pictures with images of gay men raping eachother. If you try to delete the virus, it\'ll start downloading all the gay pics on the Internet.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
(thanks Chizzy!)

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2002, 12:02:18 PM »
ooseven virus -  the button you press are randomly a different letter or number, so first time you pres a it could be g, u press a again and get a complete different letter



mm virus - no matter what you do nothing comes up, as in the hard drive takes no notice of you
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2002, 12:04:47 PM »
:rpissed:

the kopking virus - runs like a little bitch from the wrath of the mm virus and hides in the recycle bin
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2002, 12:05:40 PM »
eeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk



man its only a joke.....eeekkkkkk
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2002, 12:06:24 PM »
what?  about ooseven\'s spelling?

no worries, its not him typing.  its the alcohol
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2002, 12:09:06 PM »
ps2 girl virus- jabs you hand while typing, makes you sweel to enourmous sizes, so you cant press just one button cos of your fat hands.... also complete crap comes on the screen and pisses everyone off
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2002, 12:37:05 PM »
Fastson Virus : automaticly fills out X box order forms for a Mr IPFreely
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2002, 12:52:07 PM »
CHIZZY virus - sends you an e-mail promising a free copy of GTA vice city but sends you a dead cat instead!

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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2002, 12:57:15 PM »
PS2girl virus-Worse than the cold
Liquid Spam of The Spaminators
"That took some balls to stick a gun in his pants." -Gman
"LOL u know id fuck yu wsboth right? i would love to fuck the both of uyouy

U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob

"13 year old girls sleep with older men cause they think theyre in love
13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2002, 01:10:20 PM »
kopking virus: floods your documents with thousands of word files that say things like, "lol".... "yah"...."haha"...

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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2002, 01:15:52 PM »
vapour snkae virus- cant write anything more than 3 letters... plus a weird gel substance comes out of computer
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2002, 01:31:57 PM »
His post looks more than 3 letters ;)
Liquid Spam of The Spaminators
"That took some balls to stick a gun in his pants." -Gman
"LOL u know id fuck yu wsboth right? i would love to fuck the both of uyouy

U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob

"13 year old girls sleep with older men cause they think theyre in love
13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2002, 02:47:11 PM »
Luckee virus -  overclocks your processor so it overheats and melts your motherboard. Too much boost!

 

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