HOLY SMOKES I SEE DOUBLE THE WIRES AND HALF THE ABALONE DIVERS SWIMMING FREE OF THEIR CONSTRAINTS AND FASTENING THEIR BELTS TO THE WHALES CONTENT WITH THEIR \'ENORMOUS PENIS\' AND THEIR \'HUMMINGBIRD SMILES\' THEY MAKE ME SICK I\'M SUCK OF THIS SICK SUCK SHIT SHUT THE **** UP YOU OVERTLY SHAPED TESTICULAR CANCER (LIKE A KEYBOARD LOL!!!!!!!!) THEN THEY START SWIMMING AND STOP LAUGHING IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION IT\'S BEGGINING TO MAKE MY MOTHERS\' JEWISH CATHOLIC GROUP SWELL AT THE KNEES FROM ALL THE FOOTBALL THEY ARE ENCOUNTERING (THE THIRD KIND!?!?! LOLOLOL!) SO I SAY "**** THIS WITH A PAIR OF TONGS (THONGS!?!?! LOLOLOL) AND I OPEN UP THE OLD WOUNDS THAT WERE ONCE CLEAN OF YOUR CHRISTIAN ZANZABAR INSANITY PEPPERS WITH ACORN SALT AND ROUND OBLONG-ESQE GINGER SNAPS (LIKE A FAT GUY IN A BIKINI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) YAH YAH YAH HE SMELLS FRUITY LIKE A ****ING NIMBLE CAT (LIKE JACK WITH LEGS AND A CAN OF BACON (COOKING ON THE GRILL (JAY LENO\'S SCROTUM -- IT LOOKS LIKE A RACCOON))))))))))))))))))))))))00000000000000000 HELLO???? YES I SEE YOU THERE WAVING AT ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
John Denver
Enrique Eglasias
Haley Joel Osment
