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Offline luckee
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« on: September 22, 2002, 03:56:26 PM »
This thread is for all of those silly questions you never knew the answers to. Whether it is how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop or what does ROFL mean.....

Guess I\'ll start...

What the f#ck is a Met? As in the NY Mets.
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2002, 03:58:43 PM »
dunno, how long is a piece of string and whats the meaning of life ( there you go Ryu, discuss a sensible topic :D )
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2002, 03:59:16 PM »
New York Metropolitans...
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2002, 05:35:59 PM »
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could jack off?

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whats the meaning of life - Heat


That\'s easy, the answer is 42. :p
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2002, 05:50:46 PM »
On the topic of sports team names, why the hell didn\'t the Jazz change their name when they moved to Utah.
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2002, 06:09:52 PM »
because mormons are well known for their great apretiation for quality Jazz.

Why do men have nipples?  Are they like hood ornaments?
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2002, 09:21:52 PM »
Why is it that there is gravity (god, im retarded)

Why is it that people feel the need to get married?

How does the (This may seem odd) penis becomes erect after seeing a picture containing sexual images.

What does VHS stand for?

What is in spam, the food that is?

What is the point of homework, no one does it, and we learn enough in school.

What about socks? Why do we wear them, what are they there for. Why not just wear comfortable shoes.

I\'m stumped..... :p
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2002, 09:26:23 PM »
socks are there to stop you from stinking up your shoe...i think
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2002, 09:27:00 PM »
My feet only stink when I wear socks. Explain that oh wise one :D
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2002, 09:34:59 PM »
umm...maybe your feet are freaks?  I just know that I had a pair of shoes that I never wore socks with, and the REAKED!!!
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2002, 09:45:16 PM »
Well maybe if you\'d change your socks every once in a while they wouldn\'t stink up yer shoes Spud. They\'re not like underwear where you wear them until they turn brown and get holes in em before changing em.
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2002, 11:43:29 PM »
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Originally posted by Spudz
1.Why is it that there is gravity (god, im retarded)

2.Why is it that people feel the need to get married?

3.How does the (This may seem odd) penis becomes erect after seeing a picture containing sexual images.

4.What does VHS stand for?

5.What is in spam, the food that is?

6.What is the point of homework, no one does it, and we learn enough in school.

7.What about socks? Why do we wear them, what are they there for. Why not just wear comfortable shoes.

I\'m stumped..... :p


A few answers to your questions. My opinions of course ;)

1. So we don\'t fall off the earth while it\'s spining. :p

2. I dunno, Wed Lock maybe.

3.Visual stimulation, your brain reacts to the pictures. Causing you to get "excited" the brain does all the work :)

4. Video Home System

5. Dunno, I\'m sure it list the ingredients on the Spam container.

6.Homework prepares you for test.

7.Socks provide extra protection and keep you from getting blisters when your feet sweat.

Why hasn\'t Luckee gotten his router yet?

Why do mimes interest people?

Why have I gotten two defective PS2 consoles?

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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2002, 11:51:24 PM »
1: "fallout"..IE..someone from UPS stole my shiat!!
2: Its the 15th wonder of the world..the just do
3: Sony doesnt like you.
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2002, 12:46:07 AM »
I attribute all unexplainable questions to an evil wizard.  For example, when you drop something, it\'s always somewhere where you would least expect it.  Do you know why?  That\'s right; evil wizard.
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2002, 12:52:22 AM »
And you know how when you\'re playing an action or adventure game and you kill some dude.  You go back to that spot and his body is gone...that guy is the invisible janitor.  He and the evil wizard are cousins.  :p
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