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Offline Darth Joyda
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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2002, 11:45:28 PM »
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Why am I so sexy?

Why is my dong so big?

Why does Vapor keep on asking "Penis?"?


1) You\'re lucky unlike the nerd next door.

2) You\'re lucky unlike the nerd next door.

3) He\'s a she. If he\'s a he, however, he has a very sick and twisted mind ;)
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« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2002, 12:17:06 AM »
mm=mad mikey/micheal/mike    One of those three, most likely mikey.

Don\'t ask how I know.
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Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.
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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2002, 04:57:19 AM »
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Good question, Unicorn ;) You ought to know better than I, however. If that isn\'t the case, I recommend a good shrink.



I dont need a shrink.But since u know everything u can be my shrink and tell me who I am:).

Btw:Its Unicron!:)
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« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2002, 05:22:34 AM »
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what does mm stand for, the member and the product


Marshall Mathers of course;)
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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2002, 05:30:55 AM »
bah, yer all wrong

my name is meaningless

even clyde would agree
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« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2002, 05:32:26 AM »
indeed

why do nanners taste so good?

thats my enigma for joyda
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brother, can u spare a nanner?
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« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2002, 06:57:03 AM »
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I dont need a shrink.But since u know everything u can be my shrink and tell me who I am:).

Btw:Its Unicron!:)


I ought to pay more attention or get glasses ;) Apologies. Typo-devil whispered that ill word.

I shall be your shrink. But as a shrink, I will have to ask personal questions, allright? What is your favourite colour?



Why do nanners taste so good?

Clyde, the king of nanners... Is there a more experienced nanner-taster than you? Perhaps the combination ( of freshness, sugar and yellow colour ) pleases the tongue of both chimps and human beings alike...
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« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2002, 08:22:39 AM »
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Since I am an old, experienced and wise fellow,


HA HA!  From a guy who was born in 1986.  You probably only remember Wham! from an episode of pop-up video.  :laughing:
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« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2002, 08:45:34 AM »
1986?!?!!

I had pubes in 1986...
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« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2002, 08:46:57 AM »
Yet you still post with the mentality of a 5-year-old.
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« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2002, 08:51:44 AM »
i was in middle school in \'86
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« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2002, 09:13:07 AM »
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I ought to pay more attention or get glasses ;) Apologies. Typo-devil whispered that ill word.

I shall be your shrink. But as a shrink, I will have to ask personal questions, allright? What is your favourite colour?



Hmmm....lets see....I like....BLACK.
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« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2002, 11:45:47 AM »
i was looking up girls skirts in \'86.  Times have really changed...wait, no they haven\'t!

/me looks up Sammy\'s skirt
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« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2002, 01:18:28 PM »
Tell me your favorite colors in order Unicron, and i will tell you who you are.  Chose from these in your favorite order: Blue, Orange, Grey, Purple, Green, Red, Yellow, and black.
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« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2002, 02:15:46 PM »
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Yet you still post with the mentality of a 5-year-old.


watch it, funboy. I\'ll spill your juice and smash your graham crackers...
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