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« on: September 27, 2002, 02:07:00 AM »
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A few weeks ago at a small party here I broke my plastic toilet handle. Last night Josh was stumbling around here, pretty much toast, and decides hes gonna engineer a new handle. Well, should have known an industrial design student could come up with anything. He found some rope and a twig, and the rest was up to the imagination. I personally think its awesome, and have no intentions of replacing the oem handle. Heres a link to some pics, enjoy. I even took a shot of it in action.


Pics of the engineering marvel




The engineer\'s reply:
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If the twig ever breaks I can maybe design a new twig to take its place. Glad you like it!


The owner of the toilet:
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Now that you are sober, you might realize this: The rope soaks up water from the tank, and the twig absorbs this moisture. Thus, the twig will eventually weaken, then break during the "rip-flush". Plus everytime a girl flushes it I hear "ewww, my hands are all wet!!!" So I think we can just use fishing line instead of rope, and maybe replace the twig with a bigger one, and skin the bark off of it so I don\'t have bark all over my floor.


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If you remember I was looking for dental floss that nite, it works the best. I have done another toilet that broke like yours with dental floss and a Q-tip, next time I get wasted I will fix ya up!


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


The only reason I find it amusing is b/c I was in a similar situation myself..lol
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2002, 03:29:33 AM »
The sadest part is that this sounds like a serious conversation.  

Mine broke once, but I just used my penis to pull the stopper.  I assume you already know about the incredible size of my dong.
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2002, 03:30:27 AM »
Good read man, really. Sigh.

We have push buttons in my house.. :)
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2002, 03:38:29 AM »
We can do nothing but look up to you Souly...  

All praise the man with the push button crapper.

Bow. :D
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2002, 03:41:51 AM »
/me bows...


I shit in the kitchen sink, so... this doesn\'t apply to me.
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2002, 03:50:24 AM »
Yes, bow to me and i may allow you small insignificant little humans to use my loo. :rpissed: :rpissed:
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2002, 04:12:50 AM »
Oh please, you probably wouldn\'t even let us little people drink out of it..  It\'s ok.  Tell us the truth.
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2002, 04:19:28 AM »
I would allow u to drink from it. After i piss and S@#t in it. Then you can drink all you like, but you\'re not allowed to flush before you drink. So you get a 2 for 1 deal, food and a drink. I also will charge you 5 bucks.
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2002, 06:54:29 AM »
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
shit in the kitchen sink, so... this doesn\'t apply to me.

A little known fact, is that the garbage disposal was actually invented for this purpose.
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2002, 09:47:47 AM »
:laughing:

That guy is a genius!
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2002, 11:36:38 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2002, 02:07:31 AM »
I\'m sorry but reading this was the biggest waste of my time....EVER!
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2002, 02:12:44 AM »
no one forced you to :)
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2002, 05:17:11 AM »
Luckee, can u really expect any better replies on a thread like this?
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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2002, 05:31:38 AM »
Yeah, these replies were all shit.  If only I had a stick and a piece of dental floss I could flush them right on down.
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I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
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TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
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