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« on: September 30, 2002, 08:53:11 PM »
:rpissed: I\'m in this health class, and we have to take care of these babies that are like electronic and what not. You know cry, need to be fed and all that jazz. Well me and my friends went skating- and I have to take the baby with me all the time. So I shoved it in my backpack and headed to the park. When I got there we road downtown to grind some rails. We got to this 10 stair, and I was gonna see if I could grind it- I knew I couldnt but tried anyway. I fell off about half way and crushed the baby. Its in pieces now and makes this beeping noise. I was so pissed off I threw it at the wall and a cop came over to me and made me pay a 30 dollar fine for littering...... Which is lucky since its usually a 500dollar fine :eek:

!#^%(#*%^!!!!!! :rpissed: :mad: :rpissed:

Why did this happen to me?!?!?!?!
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2002, 08:56:57 PM »
hahahaha!!!!!!!!11


nice one Mcfly
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2002, 08:58:16 PM »
Haha! I had that damn thing in my home ec class in like 7th grade. It was funny because each person would take it over the weekend, and on Monday would stand up in front of class and talk about their weekend as a "parent" for 30 minutes. Then the teacher would announce the babies "statistics".

So the whole weekend I just threw it in a damn closet and smothered it under clothes so I couldn\'t hear it cry. And I\'m making up some BS story over how I took it to a picnic and shopping. Well then the teacher starts reading off my stats:

Baby\'s Head dropped = 8 times
Baby "abused" (hard contact) = 14 times
Neglection Time (total time left crying) = 42 hrs. 29 min.

Ah, I failed that part of the class.

Man but your story sucks ass though. I would have loved to see footage of you smashing that baby on the wall though. Those things are expensive as hell too I think 200 bucks. We all had to sign an agreement of responsibility for them. Your screwed though man. Better run away from home into the Alaskan wilderness.
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2002, 08:59:29 PM »
Sucked in, that is so funny. You need to learn to calm down.

Those babies are expensive.
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2002, 09:01:37 PM »
I do have it on film- since we were skating for a little junk video we are making- its in VHS format though... I dont have the stuff to make it into the digital stuff.

Thats the 3rd time this week I\'ve gotten in trouble with the the law- twice for littering, and once for "sneaking" off a bus...

HOW THE **** CAN YOU SNEAK OFF OF A BUS?!?!?!
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2002, 09:03:52 PM »
Its called a bin, why dont you use one?
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2002, 09:05:43 PM »
We dont have those in Alaska....

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Lamest excuse EVER!

For one thing- one of them was a bottle lid, and the other a piece of paper... the bottle cap wasnt even mine. A friend set it on my backpack and it fell off- the dude thought it was mine.
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2002, 09:24:06 PM »
Bah, jus do what any irresposible parent does.. burry it in a secluded feild somewhere and then claim it was kidnapped. Hey, it worked for the Ramseys. :D
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2002, 09:51:22 PM »
*nelson voice~ HA..HA..


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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2002, 10:35:05 PM »
Spudz, your telling me that in Alaska the police have nothing better to do than give kids fines for dropping bottle tops?

I suppose not much happens in Alaska...
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2002, 12:04:32 AM »
I heard the "night life" is great in Alaska......




Get it? :laughing:
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2002, 01:16:00 AM »
Don\'t worry about it Spudz!
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2002, 01:36:00 AM »
Awww!  

I know that next year I have to be able to carry around a hard boiled egg..  If we get one crack in the egg we fail the project.  Most people end up failing it.  So don\'t feel so bad :)
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2002, 03:50:36 AM »
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:rpissed: I\'m in this health class, and we have to take care of these babies that are like electronic and what not. You know cry, need to be fed and all that jazz. Well me and my friends went skating- and I have to take the baby with me all the time. So I shoved it in my backpack and headed to the park. When I got there we road downtown to grind some rails. We got to this 10 stair, and I was gonna see if I could grind it- I knew I couldnt but tried anyway. I fell off about half way and crushed the baby. Its in pieces now and makes this beeping noise. I was so pissed off I threw it at the wall and a cop came over to me and made me pay a 30 dollar fine for littering...... Which is lucky since its usually a 500dollar fine :eek:

!#^%(#*%^!!!!!! :rpissed: :mad: :rpissed:

Why did this happen to me?!?!?!?!


Why did this happen?  Becuase you are immature and you didn\'t take your responsiblities to heart. Shit, I probably would have done the same thing when I was a kid, but the lesson is suppose to scare the shit out of you and make you realize what a pain in the ass it is to have a kid.  

You killed your baby skate boarding.  Dude, you shoved your baby into a back pack.  That would be all over the freaking news.  I assume you wouldn\'t do that to a real baby.  

But now that the dead is done I think you should burn the evidence and run.
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2002, 03:54:23 AM »
spudz toogood? Are you one of those Irish travellers too?
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