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Offline fastson
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« on: October 11, 2002, 07:30:45 AM »
Who else here thinks Chuck Norris is the best actor in the world?

Visits his Official Site here: http://www.chucknorris.com/

He even "personally" welcomes you to his site (listen).


Im thinking of buying his "Texas Ranger Collection" that’s available on DVD.

Here are some of his greatest movies!



Btw, I cant wait for his next movie "Bells of Innocence".. I wonder what the plot will be.. A lot of shooting and kicking I reckon ;)

So who else here likes the 62 y/o Chuck "The Dwarf"/"The ape" Norris?

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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2002, 07:37:53 AM »
He\'s REALLY 62???
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2002, 07:53:19 AM »
Yep..

IMDB says he was born 1940 .. :laughing:

He does NOT look 62.. He looks 50-55 tops!
But I think plastic surgery has something to do with it ;)
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2002, 08:19:15 AM »
he\'s the cowboy ninja
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2002, 08:39:38 AM »
Hey, "Best Actor Ever / Worst Actor Ever"  I can see how it\'s easy for you to get those two confused.  :laughing:   He actually falls into the latter category.   Seriously, the guy is so bad he appears to be made of wood in many movies throughout his career.  I think the real Chuck only appears in the fighting scenes, and for the talking scenes, they just bring in a wooden mock-up.  His beard appears to be made of injection molded polystyrene.  Did you ever notice how the beard looks EXACTLY PRECISELY the same in every move/television episode???  (It\'s plastic).  I think Chuck might be our first semi-successful synthetic actor.  (John Saxon was the first, but they wouldn\'t let him join the union.)
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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2002, 08:40:42 AM »
He\'s crap!!
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2002, 08:41:52 AM »
Sorry, a bit blunt that.

I\'m just aggrieved that I gave up an evening to watch Hellbound and ended up wanting to kill myself.
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2002, 09:54:47 AM »
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Originally posted by Coredweller
Hey, "Best Actor Ever / Worst Actor Ever"  I can see how it\'s easy for you to get those two confused.  :laughing:   He actually falls into the latter category.   Seriously, the guy is so bad he appears to be made of wood in many movies throughout his career.  I think the real Chuck only appears in the fighting scenes, and for the talking scenes, they just bring in a wooden mock-up.  His beard appears to be made of injection molded polystyrene.  Did you ever notice how the beard looks EXACTLY PRECISELY the same in every move/television episode???  (It\'s plastic).  I think Chuck might be our first semi-successful synthetic actor.  (John Saxon was the first, but they wouldn\'t let him join the union.)


:laughing:

That acutally made me laugh :laughing:

Its true, he qualifies as one of the worst actors ever.
But he\'s a pretty good fighter for being 62 years old.. ;)

I watched "Texas Ranger" once and I have seen maybe 3 of his movies before.
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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2002, 10:07:52 AM »
what\'s the name of that movie in which he was like some kind of a wood wizard or something, and he could transform into animals \'n\' stuff! classic :eek:
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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2002, 10:37:20 AM »
fastson I think our best actor election is not compatible :D Mel ROCKS!
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2002, 11:19:22 AM »
I never really liked Chuck Norris. I used to watch "Texas Ranger" when I was younger but stopped a few years ago. It was ok but not great. The older ones were better. I can\'t believe he\'s 62. He definitely looks younger.
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2002, 01:31:45 PM »
Just think, if we all keep fit and healthy we could all look like him when we reach 62!
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2002, 02:59:57 PM »
only time i ever liked chuck, was when he was in a bruce lee movie.. :)
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2002, 03:06:55 PM »
Chuck was a bad ass mofo in the ring, but his acting skills are non-exsistent.  However, I must say that he looks quite good for being 62....if that\'s any concelation for being one of the worst actors of alltime
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« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2002, 03:10:22 PM »
He certainly is modest:
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Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. If I had fought and lost, that may not have been the case.


When I think of the world\'s best fighters Chuck Norris does not come to mind.  A real martial artist is not someone who won\'t fight because he\'s afraid to lose.  He fights to increase his skill.  And he doesn\'t just fight one type of opponent, in one type of competition and then make movies and mediocre TV shows and make a website saying "I\'m so awesome".
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