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Funniest moment in a movie
« on: October 20, 2002, 02:55:49 AM »
What do you consider one of the funniest moments you\'ve seen in a movie?

There are many such moments, but there are two in particular that I can think of right now:

- Naked Gun: Nordberg (O.J. Simpson) lying in a hospital bed all smashed up. Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) is talking to him. Nordberg has some information that has to do with heroin on a boat called "I Love You", but he can hardly talk.

Frank: Right. Nordberg, it\'s me, Frank.
(Nordbergs bed goes haywire when Frank sits on it.)
Frank: Nordberg, it\'s me Frank, now who did this to you?
Nordberg: I love you.
Frank: I love you too Nordberg. Who were they?
Nordberg: No. Ship. Boat.
Frank: That\'s right Nordberg, a boat. Now when you\'re better we\'ll go sailing together, on a boat, we\'ll take a cruise, just like last year.
Nordberg: No..Drugs.
Frank: Hey nurse, quick, get this man some drugs. Can\'t you see he\'s in pain? Quickly.
Nordberg: No..Heroin. Heroin, Frank.
Frank: Nordberg, that\'s a pretty tall order. You\'re gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.

:laughing: I always smile when I think of that scene.


- Tommy Boy: Richard (Spade) is wanking because there\'s a naked girl in at pool, below his hotel room. Tommy (Farley) enters the room and surprises him in the act.

Tommy: Richard, what were you doing?
Richard: Looking over some documents.
Tommy: Well, where are they? I don\'t see them.
Richard: They\'re in my briefcase.
Tommy: How could you be looking over your documents, if they\'re in your briefcase? Hmmmmm, it\'s a mystery. Were you watching... Spanktravision? Or were you watching that funny comedian, oh what\'s his name, Buddy Wackit.
Richard: Alright then, lets get some shut eye.
Tommy: Hey, there\'s a pretty girl out there, I wonder if she goes out with one of the yankees...
Richard: Good for her.
Tommy: Richard, who was your favorite Little Rascal? Was it Alfalfa, or was it Spanky, hehehehehehe, sinner.


Anyway, these quotes may not be 100% correct. It\'s a mix of Internet quotes and what I remember. And, as always, it\'s much more fun to actually watch the scenes. :D
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2002, 03:04:13 AM »
The scene from Wayne\'s World 2 where Garth has gone back to Miss horney\'s (Kim Basingers\'s) apartment.

Miss Horney :   Can I be frank?

Garth : Can I still be Garth?

Miss Horney : Take me Garth.

Garth : Where to?

Can\'t remember much more of the script, but Garth\'s glasses get steamed up and he end\'s up floating in the air before crashing to to floor and knocking himself out.:D
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2002, 03:43:31 AM »
When the bloke in Titanic died, classic.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2002, 09:50:18 AM by Heat »
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2002, 04:28:36 AM »
"Yeah,,....Did you get the memo?"

Office Space
For some reason, the way that phrase is said and repeated through the movie, it just makes me laugh everytime and ends up stickin in my head for the next month  - which drives everyone around me nuts, because I am inclined to say "Yeah....did you get the memo?" way to often.

Classic movie!

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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2002, 04:32:43 AM »
Holy cow, that scene in Tommy Boy came to mind before I read your post Sammy.  

Oh and the scene where Chevy Chase goes into Bill Murray\'s little room in Caddyshack.  Where he cleans up with a blower.  I think that entire scene was adlibed too.
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2002, 05:55:28 AM »
There\'s just sooooooooo many.

The one I thought of first was in Kung Pow.. When he was in the field and those close ups kept going over and over.. That was absolutely hilarious.

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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2002, 06:30:18 AM »
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Holy cow, that scene in Tommy Boy came to mind before I read your post Sammy.  

Oh and the scene where Chevy Chase goes into Bill Murray\'s little room in Caddyshack.  Where he cleans up with a blower.  I think that entire scene was adlibed too.



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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2002, 06:56:08 AM »
The scene from mallrats where they\'re all at that game show will always be one of my favourite funnies.

Hell every damn Kevin Smith movie
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2002, 08:42:52 AM »
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
"Yeah,,....Did you get the memo?"

Office Space
For some reason, the way that phrase is said and repeated through the movie, it just makes me laugh everytime and ends up stickin in my head for the next month  - which drives everyone around me nuts, because I am inclined to say "Yeah....did you get the memo?" way to often.

Classic movie!


That is a great movie. I\'ve probably seen it like 30 times..


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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2002, 04:43:15 PM »
i liked this line so much i made it my sig
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2002, 04:59:29 PM »
"just go man.  just go"

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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2002, 05:02:48 PM »
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The scene from mallrats where they\'re all at that game show will always be one of my favourite funnies.

Hell every damn Kevin Smith movie


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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2002, 09:08:16 PM »
Jon Lovitz\'s Hitler scene in Rat Race in front of the World War 2 veterans.

No other scene in any movie has ever made me laugh that hard.

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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2002, 09:24:21 PM »
The scene in Tommy Boy where he is sitting in the diner after taking the 2x4 to the face.

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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2002, 09:48:47 PM »
"Hey, Richard... Do I have a mark on my face?"

"Uh no... I thought I hit you in your shoulder"

"My shoulder doesn\'t hurt, but my face does. Not here, or here so much, but right here (signaling with finger across a LARGE red mark)."

"Nope, ship shape!"

(waitress walks over)

"What do ya want?"

"I\'ll have a-"

"Jesus, what happened to your face!?"

"I knew it..."

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Sorry if I butchered some of the dialogue but I just pulled that out of my head. I think I\'ve seen that movie, about 70 times... easily.

 

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