Funniest moment in a movie

"YOU SUCKED 37 D|CKS?!"  -Clerks

That whole transition was just \'LOL\' funny.  

Haha.. the funniest part was after that scene....

(She\'s exiting the store [Dante\'s girlfriend])

Dante: "Yeah, don\'t go sucking any d|cks on your way to the parking lot!"

(Guy leaning against the wall hears this, and then follows the girlfriend)

Dante: (Talking to the guy) "Hey get back here!"

! Haha... Funny shit.

Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Jon Lovitz\'s Hitler scene in Rat Race in front of the World War 2 veterans.

No other scene in any movie has ever made me laugh that hard.

I couldn\'t agree more, that was one of the funniest scenes (and movies for that matter).

"Oooh, Mrs Hitler\'s lipstick..."

I also love the squirrel scene with Whoopie and her daughter.

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Kung pows Gopher chuck scene.. Was soo gay. But for some strange reason. It made me laugh.

The campfire fart scene in Blazing Saddles has to be one of the all time classic comedy moments.

Pulp Fiction, when Vincent Vega shoots Marvin in the head.  Always makes me laugh.  

I\'m a sicko.

on clerks, the whole old man bit, you know when he need the toilet, and keeps coming back, get softer toilet paper, then a porno...... you forget all about him, then he "turns up" near the end.......... so funny, i totally forgot about him.....



dumb and dumber

the blind kid with the bird

"pretty bird, can you say pretty bird...."

and most of the whole dumb and dumber film



though it was ct out of the film, the scene with the "pink lipstick" in jay and silent bob strike back

A few of my favorites. I looked a few of them up, and I knew a few. There are tons more but these are a few of my favorites.

Austin Powers The Spy Who Shaged Me

Dr Evil: "You\'re not quite evil enough. You\'re semi-evil. You\'re quasi-evil. You\'re the margarine of evil. You\'re the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough."

Almost any part with mini-me in it was hilarious to me.

Ace Ventura (This whole movie is hilarious!! Probably my all-time favorite funny movie)

Ace: "If I\'m not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"

Ace (in a scottish accent): "I just can\'t do it, captain. I don\'t have the power!"

Ace: "Eyie Capt. Stooby! Permision to come aboard sir!" (I\'m not sure about this quote, but you should know what I\'m talking about)

Con Air (I thought this was very funny)

Garland Greene: "Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Face Off (These may not be all that funny, But they were funny to me. Plus I just love this movie)

Caster Troy: "If I were a peach... No, let me rephrase. If I were to let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?" (Iloved this line!)

Castor Troy: "Well, I\'ve gotta go. I\'ve got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fukc" (Again, I love this line)

Originally posted by serrano007
There\'s just sooooooooo many.

The one I thought of first was in Kung Pow.. When he was in the field and those close ups kept going over and over.. That was absolutely hilarious.

Lot\'s a great stupid humor moments in that movie. Great DVD I\'ve been a Steve Oedekerk fan ever since he did High Strung in the early 90s.  Great sarcastic humor in that movie, and it\'s one of my favorites.

As for funniest moment in a movie, there are so many that I could never list them all, but a couple of favorites are:

-Steve Martin\'s Ruprict scene in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

-All of the MST3K theatrical movie release (I\'m a big MST3K fan back from when the series was just a couple of seasons old).

-A multitude of scenes from Waiting for Guffman, which was done by Christopher Guest (Nigel from Spinal Tap). Very, very funny movie.

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Gotta agree with Rat Races Hitler scene.  Also, pretty much any scene in Monty Pythons Holy Grail.

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Any scene from This is Spinal Tap.

Just to jog your memory.

The amp scene where Nigel Tufnell is explaining why his amps are so special because they all go up to eleven.

The scene where Derek Smalls is on stage in his cocoon, and he gets stuck inside. He only manages to get out as the song is finishing, and then he gets locked out.

The scene where Spinal Tap are doing a gig at that US airbase, where all the guests are upper class middle age toffs.

The scene where the band get lost backstage in the boiler rooms at one of thier gigs and can\'t find thier way to the stage.

The scene where they arrange for a scale model of stonehenge to be made, but the model maker confuses the scale of feet for inches, and they end up getting an 18 inch model of one of the structures. They end up having to employ midgets as the druids dancing around it.

Then there is the inability to succesfully employ and keep hold of thier drummers, they all seem to meet with unfortunate and untimely accidents.

There are many others, but I can\'t think of them off the top of my head.

Just a note to those who haven\'t seen This is Spinal Tap.

Get it watched as soon as possible, it\'s a laugh a minute, it really is.

Originally posted by Jaye_Bennington
Then there is the inability to succesfully employ and keep hold of thier drummers, they all seem to meet with unfortunate and untimely accidents.

I always especially liked the story about the drummer who choked on vomit.

"They can\'t prove who\'s vomit it was. You can\'t really dust for vomit."

:alien:

From Cheech and Chongs Up in smoke.

Cheech to cop (while laughing)"I\'m sorry I was just thinking of something funny"

Cop"oh yeah,what\'s that ?"

Cheech "Your mama"


From Half baked.

"You hungry girl ?"

Up in Smoke "I wonder what Great Dane tastes like",  "You keep on knocking but you can\'t come in"

Half Baked  "I sucked dick for coke, have you ever sucked dick for marijuana?"

The funniest thing about that Half Baked line was that Bob Saget said it.