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Offline Black Samurai
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Dear Abby.....
« on: October 22, 2002, 03:40:00 PM »
Dear Abby:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancée\'s mother is not only VERY attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would
be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

here is the kicker......

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
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Dear Abby.....
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2002, 03:58:02 PM »
I woulda kicked the husband in the nuts, and shagged the wife....and then shagged her daughter........I\'m horny

Offline Jumpman

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Dear Abby.....
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2002, 04:56:16 PM »
Bah, just egg their house and slash the tires ontheir cars and get on with your life.
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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Dear Abby.....
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2002, 10:27:43 PM »
[size=8]MENAGE[/size]
This is America and I can still pay for sex with pennies

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Dear Abby.....
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2002, 02:21:56 AM »
HAHAHA GOHAN SHAGS HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW!!!11111111

Wait, it\'s not about Gohan is it?! You cheating bastid...

Actually that was quite funny, especially if it really is a true story. :)
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Dear Abby.....
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2002, 04:28:28 AM »
Where is Abby\'s response?

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Dear Abby.....
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2002, 09:36:56 AM »
Ha ha ha ha funny!

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Dear Abby.....
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2002, 11:31:04 AM »
id tell my wife to be.. thats just so ****ed up...... did this really happen or is it a joke???? **** that shit
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Dear Abby.....
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2002, 06:52:43 PM »
I should have said earlier. This isn\'t my story. It was posted on another message board and I stole it. They don\'t have a response from Abby posted.
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