Check this out.. here\'s what ya do.. they did this in my school and the kid ended up dropping out.

If your school is anything like mine then they probably have students taking a period of their time out to help around the office in exchange for a credit. Have one of them steal some office stationary.. specifically the suspension slips they mail to parents when their kids get into waay too much trouble and need to be removed. There\'s other ways to get ahold of these slips too.. you just need to be persistant. It helps if you have one at home from the last time you got in trouble.
Now, what you do is fill it out with all of the needed info, including his name.. his parent\'s names.. ect. In the caption for "Why" he\'s getting suspended write:
"It has been brought to my attention that your child (or name) has been engaging in rather questionable practices around the facilities. On several ocassions he has been caught masturbating to pictures of this years Girls Vollyball team in the bathroom by faculty members. Due to the explicit nature of this offence and number of times he has been caught it is this institution\'s decision to suspend your son for two weeks pending expulsion. (Go on here to list your school\'s diciplanary committee or school board info)
"On a personal note: I find this behavior to be indicitive of a very sick child, and I suggest you seek professional assistance. Also, please teach your child the importance of cleaning up after himself. Our janitor is now asking for a higher selery because of these instances.
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Sign it with his forged signature.. date it.. do everything you can to make it look as legit and offcial as possible. Then, take your finished suspension notice and copy it off about 150 times.. post it EVERYWHERE you can think where the most people can see it. Keep posting them up as they\'re taken down.. and have friends post them too. Then, as a crown jewel, find a way to get some offical office envelopes and mail the original to his parents!!!
Muahahah.. god help him if he ever finds the balls to show his face in that school again.
Then when he does... smack it with a metal pipe.
