Americans vs Canadians vs Australians vs Brits.

I thought this was pretty funny, and pretty spot on too.

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that\'s the government\'s job.

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can\'t possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don\'t, but only because they can\'t get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English."
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English."
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G\'day", "mate," and a heavy accent to everything they say

Aussies: Are extremely patriotic about their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can\'t agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens.
Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens.
Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian.
Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.
Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it.
Americans: Don\'t have to do either, and couldn\'t care less.
Aussies: Don\'t understand what inclement weather means.

Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious.
Canadians: Have produced many great comedians, like John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV.
Americans: Think that these people are American!
Brits: Have produced many great comedians, but Americans ignore them because they don\'t understand subtle humour.

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are you bored.

i hate beer.

Yea, I am bored, but I didn\'t write it.

Beer tastes like piss. I\'m a vodka person.

that wasnt half bad..heh

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I\'m a jim beam black label man.  I have taste.

Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Beer tastes like piss. I\'m a vodka person.

Uh, and you\'d know that how? :eek:

[Kurt Angle]

Brits: Can\'t possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Not entirely true, when my parents went on a carribean cruise some American tourists thought they were Scottish:laughing:

Originally posted by Samwise
Uh, and you\'d know that how? :eek:

I hope he doesnt know how poop tastes.

[CHIZZY]

^^^

That all depends on if his boyfriends cheat on him.

australia doesnt beat england at football

[Cerberus]

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
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We have 5 channels in the UK.

[Bobs_Hardware]

Originally posted by kopking
australia doesnt beat england at football

Well, there\'s a solid rebuttle if I\'ve ever heard one.

Keep holding onto that while you\'ve got it.

[Cerberus]

Boxing, there\'s another one the Aussies can\'t match the brits for.

[Titan]

Originally posted by Cerberus
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
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We have 5 channels in the UK.

On cable, we have 5 porn channels Americans have hundreds of channels by satellite and about 100 on cable. Man, we need lives.

Americans have hundreds of channels by satellite and about 100 on cable. Man, we need lives.

Even with so many channels, there is still a high chance of nothing to watch.