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Offline CHIZZY

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chizzy\'s GF is dead.
« on: November 09, 2002, 05:35:54 AM »
my girlfriend backed my month-old 2003 Blazer 4x4 into a telephone pole, swiping the driver\'s side power mirror off and wrecking the front fender/door. Total estimated damage: $1000+

So I kilt the bitch.

(not really, just felt like it...)

God damn, I thought she was a decent driver for a chick, too.
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2002, 05:39:32 AM »
That sucks.
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2002, 06:00:25 AM »
damn when i saw the heading, i htough she had really died, my jaw hit the ground. for this she must have a 3some with another hot girl and you, its the only thing that will make it better
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2002, 06:11:10 AM »
Do you still like her?:D
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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2002, 06:16:26 AM »
Damn dude, I\'d dump her. Dump her in a ditch...
a dark..cold..ditch..
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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2002, 06:56:41 AM »
That bitch would have to eat allot of snatch infront of me before I forgave her.
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2002, 07:18:23 AM »
that sucks ass man.  how long have you had the truck?
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2002, 01:29:18 PM »
Don\'t let your gf drive your ride.  If you marry her buy her a scooter with a wagon on the back so she can buy groceries.
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2002, 02:02:27 PM »
She\'s got to do a lot of \'sucking\' up now :D
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2002, 02:04:56 PM »
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Originally posted by Heat
That bitch would have to eat allot of snatch infront of me before I forgave her.


LOL!!!!!!1111111111

:laughing: Sorry, just found that certain comment really funny.
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2002, 02:52:35 PM »
Do you have full coverage on your Blazer?
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2002, 03:00:06 PM »
At least no one got hurt.
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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2002, 03:04:20 PM »
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Originally posted by EmperorRob
Don\'t let your gf drive your ride.  If you marry her buy her a scooter with a wagon on the back so she can buy groceries.


:laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2002, 03:14:50 PM »
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At least no one got hurt.




:laughing:


Thats probably exactly what your GF said eh Chizzy?
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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2002, 04:54:24 PM »
Hey chizzy where the hell are u?

Probaply in jail I guess:D
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