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Offline luckee
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Only in America....
« on: November 09, 2002, 12:25:09 PM »
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there
handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.

7. Only in America......do we use
answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won\'t miss a
call from someone we didn\'t want
to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the
word \'politics\' to describe the process so well: \'Poli\' in Latin meaning
\'many\' and
\'tics\' meaning \'bloodsucking creatures\'.

10. Only in America......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2002, 12:58:31 PM »
God Bless America
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2002, 01:09:19 PM »
And what is America supposed to be?God\'s chosen continent?
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2002, 02:02:23 PM »
A shit hole full of violence?
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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2002, 02:04:01 PM »
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4. Only in America......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.


LOL!!  Very funny, thx luckee.
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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2002, 02:05:35 PM »
The most messed up place on earth.
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2002, 02:09:04 PM »
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A shit hole full of violence?


Dude did you actually read the post luckee made? Its not putting America on a higher pedestal... Its actually making fun of it.

Shit head.
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2002, 02:23:02 PM »
for the shit hole that is america

i always wonder why so many people risk life and limb to get there
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2002, 02:26:41 PM »
lessar of two evils, at least they have religious freedoms and can vote for who they wish.

Hell the proverty level here compared to most would be comfortable living in their country.
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2002, 02:32:21 PM »
Thank God I am not American(I predict a lot of attacking:D)
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2002, 02:40:57 PM »
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Thank God I am not American(I predict a lot of attacking:D)


Bah screw you. We can take your country down.
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2002, 03:09:06 PM »
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Originally posted by Titan


Bah screw you. We can take your country down.


LOL... Amen brotha.
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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2002, 03:19:20 PM »
While we have our problems, it\'s still better than most every other place.  We have an economy that kicks ass (even when in a ressesion, the economy is still better than most every other place), we have freedom of religion, speech, etc..., and we also have the security of knowing it would be almost impossible to be taken over (If China got a hair up their ass, the UK would be speaking Chinese by next wendsday)

This isn\'t a post putting down other countries, just defending the US.
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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2002, 04:47:16 PM »
Ya know, I\'m pretty sure that all of that stuff happens in Venezuela also.
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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2002, 04:51:06 PM »
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Originally posted by Titan


Bah screw you. We can take your country down.


As if I ever cared about nationality.:vader:You have already taken the half of it down.I never felt like a cypriot anyways
« Last Edit: November 09, 2002, 04:55:16 PM by Unicron! »
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