Only in America....

i always wonder why so many people risk life and limb to get there

The myth of the American dream, that everybody can be successful

and we also have the security of knowing it would be almost impossible to be taken over

A few bombs here and there and we all would be gone.
Nobody is immortal, not even the US of A. And I think 9/11 showed that.

9-11 gave us a fat smack of reality. And those Afghans are over there laughing their little towel heads off at us not being able to do shit about it.

oh the american dream is not a myth

ANYONE can be successfull in the US

hell they practically give u free money to start a small business, ESPECIALLY for foriegners

Originally posted by Proud To Be
9-11 gave us a fat smack of reality. And those Afghans are over there laughing their little towel heads off at us not being able to do shit about it.

Thats b/c of americans as a collective are arrogant and ignorant and care only what goes on within their little walls.

The above by all means does not include every US citizen of course, but Im sure most of you would agree.


BTW ppl, this was meant to be a humorous post..now look what happend

Nobody is immortal, not even the US of A. And I think 9/11 showed that. Fastson

With all due respect to those who died in the terrorist attacks on 9-11-2001, they were only two buildings and "wing" of another. England survived Hitlers Terror bombing while ALL of their major cities lay in heaps looking far worse than "ground zero". God help America if we can be brought to our knees by the collapse of two buildings.

9 and 10 are quite humorous.

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Originally posted by luckee
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there
handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

We have them here in aus.

4. Only in America......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

I tend to buy a Zinger Tower combo from KFC, with a Pepsi MAX. You figure that out.

5. Only in America......do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

They do that here too

6. Only in America......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.

Seen that HEAPS of times here too.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

We have 8 hotdog packets and 12 rolls per pack.. hmmm

10. Only in America......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

Got that here, but not many ATMS have braille. A few here and there.

But Austrailia sucks.

Originally posted by Unicron!
Thank God I am not American(I predict a lot of attacking:D)

Sigh, what do you think we all have to walk out of our houses with pepper spray in hand each day? Get real man, yea they\'re are some dangerious areas in America but they are usually low class city districts. I\'ve lived in the same city my whole life and I\'ve never once wondered if Im going to be mugged while walking down the street. Im sure they\'re are criminals everywhere you live. I\'d rather live in a country full of criminals then a whole continent full of careless sorry ass drivers *cough*Europe*cough*

Now Im assuming this is what your talking about but if it\'s not well Im still gonna bitch.:boom:

I think what Unicron meant was he predicted alot of military warfare in America.

luckee it\'s not your fault, whenever people from other countires see the chance to make fun of America they snatch it up.  I\'m sick of arguing with em so I try to ignore it.

Soulgrind- what\'s a Pepsi MAX?  Just a big Pepsi?

I think america is fine. Of course we do have our downsides, actually everyplace has their ups and downs.

Still funny...

[GmanJoe]

Me lovey America!

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Originally posted by THX
luckee it\'s not your fault, whenever people from other countires see the chance to make fun of America they snatch it up.  I\'m sick of arguing with em so I try to ignore it.

Soulgrind- what\'s a Pepsi MAX?  Just a big Pepsi?

Pepsi max is a Diet Pepsi..



Vapor. Australia may suck in your opinion.

But i\'m sure u suck better


"unzips pants, Start sucking bytch"

[Kurt Angle]

A lot of those points are true of the UK also, it ain\'t just America.